January 20, 2025: Return of the Turd, Height of Hypocrisy, Solemnity Into Farce

 

It was an inauspicious beginning. Disgustus and his minions knew the optics wouldn't look well. Reservations at Washington's hotels were down, vacancies were many as the incoming maladministration awaited the horde of maggots in anticipation of the return of the Anointed One.

It wasn't happening.

Fearing a repeat of the 2017 debacle in which empty seats lined the parade route from the Capitol Building to the White House, including both sides of the reviewing stand, Disgustus, claiming weather conditions, moved the ceremony into the Rotunda of the nation's Capitol. There, Chief Justice Roberts, soiling himself in the process, administered the oath for the second time.

The spectacle was, in a word, disgusting. Here we have the Chief Justice of the United States Supreme Court administering an oath to a man who not only has, in the past, serially violated the very Constitution he is swearing to defend; but will before the sun sets, on this day of national mourning, will begin once again his determined assault upon that very document. It is the penultimate insult to both the process and the republic. It is the height of hypocrisy on full display. I larf; the first time tragedy, the second farce.

The Orange Swine should have been sworn into office in a closet by a local Justice of the Peace or, perhaps, a local sanitation worker. For any member of the nation's highest court, let alone the Chief Justice to administer this oath to a man who led an insurrection, serially violated the Constitutional emoluments clause, and was cited for at least 10 counts of obstruction of justice clearly demonstrates the complete debasement of governance by Caesar Disgustus and his Maggot Movement. By performing this act, Roberts has further destroyed what little credibility this court now possesses. He has, at one fell swoop, turned high solemnity into farce.

Impeach and Imprison the Bastard.

January 19, 2025: Eve of Destruction, Disgusting Behavior, Expect Real Vandalism

 

At noon tomorrow Caesar Disgustus will be sworn in as the 47^th “president” of the United States beginning yet another four years of disgusting behavior, catastrophic policy initiatives and shame. The foul stench is already permeating the nation's capital as his minions scour the backgrounds of would-be appointees, demanding loyalty not to the constitution but to the personage of this stinking national disgrace.

Future office holders are asked questions pertaining to the 2020 national election and whether it was stolen from the Orange Turd. Those appointed to high positions cannot answer forthrightly, instead skirting the question by responding that Biden was duly sworn in as president, instead of answering honestly. They cannot do that for to do so will incur the wrath of Caesar Disgustus and mean immediate rejection. Candidates for high administration posts are having their entire social media histories reviewed for any negative commentaries on the history and behavior of the madman about to be reinstated in the Oval Office, so paranoid is this incoming maladministration. Caesar Disgustus begins his tenure doing things only Richard Shithouse Nixon would consider.

He's had four long years to contemplate his revenge, and he's had a lot of help. With Project 2025 in hand, and an army of acolytes at his service, we can expect real vandalism this time around. Nothing will be left intact. He will work destroy our alliances, the progress we've made on inclusion, our economy, what is left of our industrial base, our agriculture, our scientific institutions and infrastructure. Nothing will escape the devastating blows about to be 'administered' by this foul, disgusting swine. And he will do it with all the social graces only Donald tRUMP can display.

All hail, Caesar Disgustus.

January 17, 2025: Evaluating Biden, Stolen Presidency, A Smoking Ruin

 

Caesar Disgustus stole Biden's presidency. Let me say this again, Caesar Disgustus stole Biden's presidency. For the entire interregnum between the day the Orange Turd slithered out of Washington until his disgusting and nauseating return, Disgustus has dominated the headlines. As Biden labored to repair the damage to the ship of state in the wake of the last maladministration, Disgustus has been allowed to roam the landscape, the King Hell Rat gnawing on the foundations of this Republic.

Normally, an historian would rank Biden high on the list of presidencies given the crises he inherited from the errant Real Estate despoiler cum politician. He swiftly brought the pandemic under control, no thanks to Disgustus who discouraged half the population to resist the very vaccines he developed, leading his anti-VAX maggots in resistance, fighting this administration's efforts to bring the pandemic under control at every step.

He stabilized the markets and got the nation back on its feet, creating 16 million jobs in the process.

He faced staggering inflation rates caused by disruptions in the supply chain, reminiscent of post war inflationary periods during the last century and of the Arab Oil Boycott of the 1970's. Biden had brought inflation down to near the 2 per cent that the Federal Reserve considers optimal by election day.

He passed the largest infrastructure bill since the New Deal, surpassing even Eisenhower's interstate highway bill of the 1950s.

He got hundreds of bi-partisan bills passed in Congress, something no one thought, including this oberver, given his narrow majorities in both houses, possible.

He repaired our relationships with our allies after Disgustus insulted and abused them, leading a coalition in support of Ukraine in its fight for existence.

On every front he was a resounding success, except for one: he failed to flush the Orange Turd into the septic tank.

The failure to arrest and incarcerate tRUMP on Inauguration Day 2017 and hold him pending trial was a fatal mistake. If he had done so, it would have immediately ended these endless legal delays and would have meant timely indictments and trials. As noted earlier he could have immediately been put tRUMP on trial for the 2016 election frauds, the Stormy Daniels Affair and the Russian Interference, as well as for the 10 counts of obstruction of justice cited in the Mueller Report relating to the Russian business. And, while all this would have been transpiring, the Department of Justice could have launched a full-fledged investigation into his numerous financial frauds; tax evasions racketeering and money laundering, producing convictions that would have placed him behind bars for the rest of his wretched existence.

But that didn't happen. Instead Biden approached this crisis like Obama dealt with Ol' Two-Cows, pretending that it was more important to return to 'normalcy', to borrow a phrase from Warren G. Harding a century earlier. Biden had no intention of prosecuting tRUMP and was forced to appoint a special council only after the House Committee embarrassed the Justice Department with its revelations and Disgustus announced that he would enter the next election and attempt to regain his 'throne'. By then it was too late. Jabba the Hut had, by then, smeared with a mighty hand, sowing deep distrust of electoral results and de-legitimizing the very processes which support our institutions.

And now, as the reeking countenance of the Orange Turd once again assumes the throne, and as the ensuing stench fills the Capital, everything Biden accomplished will soon be erased. Where once promised a transitional presidency, we are left instead with a smoking ruin.

It's back to government by shitter. The Great Vandal is about to return, tweeting and shitting, promising four years of chaos and calamity.

That, sadly, is the only lasting legacy of Joe Biden and Merrick Garland.

Grade: F