March 13, 2026: Flush This Turd, To The Streets, Gnawing the Foundations

 

                         FLUSH THIS

TURD

This is the placard I'm taking with me as I take to the streets on the upcoming March 28^th “No Kings” demonstration.

It has been over 5 years since Uncle Sam, after laboring and groaning for four solid years, finally shit this turd. This was the election of 2020. But the chinless bastard from Kentucky, trusting either the Democrats or the courts to perform the task McConnell was presently charged with doing, failed to preserve and protect the Constitution of the United States. Unlike his predecessors a generation ago Moscow Mitch couldn't bring himself to muster the courage to convict the bastard, remove him from office and ban our erstwhile Caesar from ever again stinking up any public office in these United States. Telling himself and the nation that tRUMP was legally liable and would be dealt with by our legal system he deferred action trusting others to do that for which he held responsibility. What followed was wholly predictable.

Disgustus was left in the bowl to rot and stink for four long years, drawing flies creating hoard of Maggots. The institutions, that McConnell had gaslighted himself into believing would save him from any overt act of courage, proceeded to fold like cheap lawn chairs in a wind storm. Disgustus was let loose upon the land, the king-hell rat gnawing on the foundations of the republic.

This was institutional failure of epic proportions. Men of honor, like former federal prosecutor Glen Kershner assured us the legal system would hold, that tRUMP would be brought to justice. But Biden, who had no intention of prosecuting the Orange Turd, appointed a limp-wristed fool Attorney General who failed to take action until it was too late, leaving tRUMP enough time to run out the clock.

And so here we are. It is left to “We The People” to defeat the turd and his maggots in the upcoming election, assuming that we have a free and fair election.

We don't need another “No Kings” demonstration. We need a “Flush This Turd” march on Washington 3-5 million strong demanding that Congress do what it should have done 5 years ago. FLUSH THIS TURD!!!!

“Impeach and Imprison.”

March 6, 2026: Bad Intestines, Operation Incredible Stupidity, It's the Stench

 

Nietzsche in the late 19^th century famously observed that Germany had no future. The reason, he opined, was bad intestines. Too much kraut and beer bloating the intestines making it impossible to think. It was a prescient prediction given the history of the following century. Germany managed to survive the calamities of the 20^th century, hyper-inflation and two world wars all of which were self-inflicted; but it emerged intact and is now thriving, perhaps with the introduction of French wine.

It is clear that the 'gut' is no replacement for intelligence and wisdom. It is no counsel for impending action. It is no guide pointing in the appropriate direction. It produces only bowel movements and mere flatulence; from both of which polite society predictably recoils.

Nevertheless, for as much as our Caesar Disgustus rails against the stupidity of Ol' Two-Cows and his mid-East adventures, he has clearly much more in common with Bush the Lesser than mere ReSCUMlickanism. Both brag about thinking not with their brains but with their guts. The ensuing flatulence has led first the diminutive Bush into the quagmires of Iraq and Afghanistan and now tRUMP into Iran. Operation Incredible Stupidity. It is typical ReSCUMlickan bravado posturing as Realpolitik. Faux masculinity on steroids creating the same hubris that led Alexander into Afghanistan, Napoleon and Hitler into Russia, Putin into Ukraine, Bush into Iraq and Afghanistan and now Caesar Disgustus into Iran. Experience is powerless to instruct.

Experience is powerless because the brain, or what passes for tRUMP's brain, is overwhelmed by the intestines; in this case by too many Big Mac's, French fries, and Diet Cokes. That both men made determined efforts to cheat themselves out of an education; that both men exhibit a staggering lack of curiosity about the world around them; that both men wear their ignorance like a crown is bad enough. But tRUMP has compounded his sloth by shitting and farting himself into near isolation. He has “advisors” but no one can stand to be near him. In any case he doesn't listen anyway. On this the world hangs in the balance.

This should be frightening enough but the crisis is compounded by severe mental illness, a deepening dementia and multiple mini-strokes further limiting an already nearly undetectable intelligence. The psychologist John Gardner has pointed out that among the features of Malignant Narcissism are sadism and lack of remorse and that frontal-lobe dementia reduces the patient's impulse control and exaggerates his clearly growing public display of sadistic tenancies. No such person, in the opinion of Gardner and other professionals should ever be in charge of anything. But, thanks to Maggotry, here we are.

These conditions have led us, by degrees to war with Iran.

Last week Disgustus launched “Operation Incredible Stupidity”, an unprovoked attack upon the nation of Iran. Following Bush he told the nation he did this following his 'gut' instincts. Translation, he did this out of lack of impulse control.

There were no good reasons for this military adventure. Iran was about to agree in principle to a framework in which their nuclear program would be halted and that they would scale down the tensions in the region in exchange for the lifting of economic sanctions imposed by the West. In fact, tRUMP had put on the table a proposal that in essence was the deal Obama had reached with Iran a decade ago, one that tRUMP tore up when he first began stinking up Washington. The Iranians countered with even a better offer giving tRUMP a much needed victory.

But then comes Benjamin Nitwityahoo, the genocidal maniac responsible for the horror that is now the Gaza Strip. Telling tRUMP he's going in and, fearing retaliation against U,S. Forces in the area, Disgustus, on impulse, decided to go in first thereby grabbing the headlines and the 'glory', hoping for that quick victory and the needed distraction from the Epstein Scandals. tRUMP, ever gullible, has been dog-walked by Bibi into the Moors.  

The Joint Chiefs warned him this would not go well. They told him that we don't have the manpower, nor the ammunition for a long slog. The conflict would produce secondary repercussions throughout the region, disrupt world-wide supplies of oil and natural gas, unite Iranians and much of the region against Western Imperialism and render our posture in the region vulnerable.

But Disgustus has long demonstrated that he simply cannot be taught. This isn't a recent phenomenon brought about by disease. One of this professors at Wharton was quoted as saying that tRUMP was the dumbest ass he ever encountered in his classrooms. Today he reveals his stupidity at every turn as witnessed by his lack of mastery over tariffs and third-grade language and mathematics.(1) He's always been a dumb ass.

So, a week into this conflict, here we are. The bombing rages on, our stocks of Patriot Missiles is nearly depleted, Israel's “Iron Dome” is being penetrated, our military bases in Qatar, Saudi Arabia and elsewhere are being evacuated. The Straight of Hormuz has been closed. Qatar has ceased production and export of liquefied natural gas. Oil prices are spiking, the world economy is teetering on the brink. There is no end in sight.

Disgustus thought he would have a quick victory and would don the laurel wreath of glory. Instead he has wandered off into a quagmire with none of our allies to be found. The world is pissed. Meanwhile, India and China look to Russia for much needed energy and Canada, Europe and the British Commonwealth are fast creating networks with Asia, Africa and Latin America to reconfigure the world's economy around this rogue superpower. Disgustus has not made America Great Again. He has made it into a pariah state. This is the legacy of tRUMP and tRUMPism. This is the legacy of Maggotry. This is the legacy of our self-anointed Caesar, and shit sits on the throne.

It's the stench Martha

Impeach and Imprisoned

“An' Bre'r Putin, he jus' laugh and laugh.

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1. As evidenced by the “1200,1300, 1500 per cent savings on drugs” that he has repeatedly said he has accomplished and his outlandish claims about tariffs.

February 28, 2026: Love of Servitude, Every Successful Revolution, We Are Citizens.

 

“Without economic security, the love of servitude cannot possibly come into existence.”

----Aldous Huxley “Brave New World”

This is the simple truth the idiot wrong cannot bring itself to understand. This is the fault line in the coalition, the uneasy alliance of populist working class with the billionaire oligarchy, that is at the core of the ReSCUMlickan Party. This is what now threatens to unravel the skein of lies, corruption, and lust for power of Caesar Disgustus and his minions. They weren't paying attention in school; perhaps, like tRUMP, they could never be taught. They didn't learn one of the basic tenets of history: every successful revolution is a middle class enterprise. The middle class will simply not go quietly.

As the ResCUMlickans rush headlong into an enterprise that concentrates wealth into an ever more powerful oligarchy and, in the bargain, savages the middle class, they expect that the people will accept our emerging servitude not with resignation, but with joy. The worship of the 'chosen one' will blind them to their pain. Revenge replaces results. The bargain, according to these lights, is the exchange of real freedom for mere performance; the sadistic punishment of enemies real and imagined, and much more imagined than real. Hence, the 'culture wars'; where building concentration camps replaces building of factories; where the pleasure of sadism is a salve for economic pain. This has always been the playbook of every tin-horn dictator, every bloated puffed up strong man; every fascist scumbag who ever strutted across a political stage.

By systematically destroying every institution in this republic and arming the population with well over 350 million firearms, the ReSCUMlickans have rendered this country damn near ungovernable. And, given our history of determined individualism it is unclear whether this errant experiment in authoritarian rule will succeed. Americans, I suspect, will not accept accept it.  We will not be made to love our assigned servitude. We are not subjects. We are citizens.

“We're not gonna take it

never did and never will

we're not gonna take it

gonna break it, gonna shake it

let's forget it better still”

-----”We're Not Gonna Take It”, The Who

Impeach and Imprison the Bastards.

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1. Huxley, Aldous. “Brave New World” copyright 1932, Mrs. Laura Huxley. Published by arrangement with Random House Group Limited. Everyman's Library London. Page 230. Introduction by Huxley, published here as postscript with introduction in this edition for some unexplained reason in 2013 by John Sutherland.

February 26, 2026: Letter From Hell, Ripped Off Playbook, It Won't Be Long

“All Roads to Hell lead back to Richard Shithouse Nixon”

----The Quotations of Chairman Joe”

I've long held, in these columns, that all roads to Hell lead back to Richard Nixon. The assaults on the press, the corruption, the dawning incompetence, the constant posturing as a victim, the paranoia, the fucking with elections. Our Caesar Disgustus, being too but-faced stupid, hasn't brought anything new except, perhaps, a sewage-rat determination to gnaw on the foundations of this republic. I mean even Nixon had a minimum decency. Even Nixon has a lingering sense of shame. Even Nixon could find it within himself to recognize when the stench became unbearable. Even Nixon could marshal the courage to step down.

In any case, Andy Borowitz, writing for occupysf.net, has correctly identified the ultimate destination of both Nixon and the present vulgarian now stinking up the Oval Office. Herein is his contribution to what he correctly describes what is and what will be the lasting legacy of our Caesar Disgustus.

Nixon’s letter from Hell

By admin | December 9, 2025 | Uncategorized

Andy Borowitz2d

The Borowitz Report

Dec 7, 2025

Since his death in 1994, Richard Nixon has refrained from public comments. Today, however, he has broken his silence in a letter from Hell.

Mr. Nixon offered The Borowitz Report the exclusive right to publish the following letter he wrote to Donald Trump on one condition: that his expletives not be deleted.

Donny Boy:

Congratulations: I’m adding you to my enemies list.

It’s not because you’re evil. I usually put evil people on my friends list. Every Thursday, I play bridge with Mao, Stalin, and Kissinger. Mao and Stalin had a moral objection when I brought Henry into the game, but I begged them to give him a chance.

No, it’s not because you’re evil. It’s because you’re so fucking unoriginal.

Hmm, let’s see: a paranoid president commits a shitload of crimes, then abuses his power trying to cover them up. Why does this ring a bell?

You’re lucky I’m dead, asshole, or I’d sue you for plagiarism.

Your sad little Epstein cover-up isn’t an homage to my Watergate cover-up—it’s a fucking reboot. And I don’t appreciate a bloated asswipe like you stealing my IP.

I mean, you ripped off my playbook down to the tiniest details—including your choice of a crooked Attorney General. Do you honestly think if Pam Bondi winds up in jail, that will be a fresh plot twist? Wrong, moron! My boy John Mitchell already did that. (John’s still a good friend, by the way—just last week we went skinny-dipping in Satan’s lake of fire.)

Now, don’t get me wrong—I don’t blame you for wanting to keep the Epstein files under wraps. Beelzebub has a copy of them in his lending library and I read them last night. I’m not easily shocked, but let me say this: you are one sick fuck. There’s stuff in there that would curl Matt Gaetz’s toes.

When this shit gets out, you’re going straight to prison—and not the Canyon Ranch resort where Ghislaine is getting her daily mani-pedis.

Since you’re stealing all my best ideas, I know how you’ll try to save your ass: you’ll whip out your trusty Sharpie and scribble over every word of the Epstein files until they look like something Jackson Pollack did on a bender.

But that won’t work, fuckface. Because whenever there’s a document this spicy, there are bound to be bootlegged copies out there, just waiting to be leaked to some Jew in the media. Remember the Pentagon Papers? Of course not—you can’t even remember your wife’s name.

Let me put it this way: if you think the DOJ has all the copies of the Epstein files in existence, then Pete Hegseth isn’t the only one who’s been drinking on the job. That genius Pam left them sitting on her desk, for fuck’s sake. I’ve seen documents stored more securely in Mar-a-Lago’s public crapper.

So, once the unredacted Epstein files come out—and they will—how do you plan to save your drooping jowly ass? Well, I see you’ve already dipped into my playbook yet again: you picked a vice president so fucking loathsome that he’s impeachment insurance.

That’s what I thought I was doing when I chose Spiro. But then, what do you know, that lowlife scumbag went and got busted accepting paper bags full of cash in the White House basement. The moment he got the boot, I knew I was fucked.

I don’t know what skeletons JD has in his closet. Maybe there’s a video of him in a three-way with a couch and an ottoman. But you’ve got to do everything in your power to make sure that nothing, I repeat, nothing happens to him. Bubble-wrap that fucker.

One last thing, jerkwad: I ran into Epstein the other day at a barbecue. (Satan was mesquite grilling him in a lime cilantro marinade.) In between anguished shrieks, he told me to thank you for that perverted birthday card you gave him. I told him to thank you in person. It won’t be long.

Fuck you,

Dick Nixon (1)

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1. Nixon’s letter from Hell. The Borowitz Report. https://occupysf.net/index.php/2025/12/09/nixons-letter-from-hell/

January 20, 2026: At the Precipice, Our People Terroized, ICE at the Polls.

 

Our shitting “president” has been stinking up the oval office for a solid year. 365 days; 365 days too long. He has terrorized the country by building concentration camps, deporting to foreign hell holes anyone caught in his dragnet, set up check points on our highways, invaded homes, schools and places of worship. People have been arrested at the court house as they go about the business of complying with the laws. Two, Renee Good and Alex Pretti, have been shot dead in the streets of Minneapolis. Our streets have been ransacked, our people terrorized, our cattle raped.

This is the legacy of our Caesar Disgustus and his henchmen; foremost our Reich Dorkshiner Steven Miller, as well as our bug-eyed Director of the FBI and the bleached blonde airhead acting as attorney general. The legacy of this criminal administration will be the brown shirts, the thugs, the scum that is ICE and the Border Patrol. We are now confronted with a fascist movement every bit as threatening as that of Nazi Germany. We now find ourselves at the crossroads; the intersection where politics meets mental illness.

The threat is looming. Disgustus groans and whines about the 2020 election, claiming he has won every election, continually gnawing on the foundations of this republic. It is clear that he will never accept defeat and will legitimize every election outcome. Hell, even when he wins he whines and cries about being 'cheated'; even as he goes about committing those very crimes.

I fear for the next election. Polls indicate a huge victory for the Democracy. Disgustus will do anything and everything to prevent that outcome. To that end, I fear that he will use his newly minted Gestapo to intimidate voters at the polls.

I therefore sent a letter to my United States Senator expressing my concerns. Herein is a transcript of the letter:

Senator,

This nation is facing a clear and present danger. It did not originate with Donald tRUMP, but it has reached its crescendo during his present ongoing “revenge tour'. The fate of the republic now hangs in the balance.

In 1964, only 5 percent of eligible blacks were registered to vote in Mississippi, fewer than that actually ran the gauntlet and cast their ballots. Similar statistics existed in Alabama, Georgia, Louisiana and the Carolina's. It was only in 1968, after passage of the 1965 Voting Rights Act, that this country held its first free and fair election.

It was also in 1968 that the Republican Party began its long assault on the electoral process. Beginning in the fall of 68, the Kissinger-Nixon-Madame Chenault link led to the sabotage of the Paris Peace Conference in which Nixon sent a message to Saigon that the South Vietnamese Government should withdraw from the Conference and await a better deal with Nixon. 1972, of course, brought Watergate.

Democratic victory, being likely in 76, the party went underground only to emerge in 1980 with Reagan negotiating with the Iranians to hold the hostages until after the election. Indeed they were released as Reagan was being sworn into office on January 20^th of the following year. In 1988, Lee Atwater, G.W. Bush's campaign manager, set up Gary Hart with the Donna Rice nonsense, an act for which he appologized to Hart before Atwater passed away from Cancer. In 2000 we had the “Brooks Brothers” riot in Tallahasee in which Republican staff members where sent down to Florida to stage 'protests' so as to make it look like the locals were up in arms about the recount and, indeed, created so much fear and intimidation that they closed down the recount long enough to let the Supreme Court exceed its constitutional bounds and declare Bush the winner. In 2004, Karl Rove instituted the “swift boating” of John Kerry. As in 1976, the Republicans had made such a pig's breakfast of things in 2008 that a serious challenge to any Democratic candidate would be a fool's errand. Likewise in 2012 when the Republicans, mirroring 1996, could not mount a serious challenge to a popular incumbent. But the chicanery returned in spades in 2016 with the stench of the Orange Turd who, like a king-hell rat, has been gnawing at the foundations of this republic ever since.

I bring this up because I feel the need to point out that since the days of Nixon it has always been about the election. Every ResCUMlickan scandal devolves, at base, to the manipulations of our elections. Whether it is about foreign influence and interference, the purging of voter rolls, or even going so far as to commit real treason (Reagan, tRUMP), they will stop at nothing in order to gain real power.

This leads us by degrees to tRUMP, the mid-terms, and ICE. Our Caesar Disgustus has demonstrated time and time again that there are no boundaries that he will not violate to assure the outcome. One must ask oneself: what in his entire life has he ever achieved honestly? So it will be this November.

Let me be clear about this: tRUMP will employ his ICE Gestapo at polling places in order to discourage voter turnout in Democratic precincts. This is one big reason why we are witnessing daily the grotesque violence. ICE has now a well deserved reputation for thuggery and messages will be sent out to voters to expect such treatment if they show up to vote. Depend on it.

We cannot fund ICE, we cannot fund the Department of Fatherland Security. It is time to disband these organizations, close the concentration camps, and neuter this maladminstration before it is too late. Please put a spine into Schumer and the leadership and take a stand.

Thank you.

A couple of days after I sent this message, the great fascist, the vulgarian Steve Bannon announced to the world that ICE will 'surround' the polling places on election day.

I have yet to hear back from my Senator.

Impeach and Imprison these bastards

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