“Only
from the Mind of Minolta”
-----from
a television commercial ca 1980s
“Only
from the mind of Revolta”, to paraphrase. Revolta meaning, of
course, our very own Caesar Disgustus, the Orange Turd, our Shitting
“President”; the pole cat at every barn dance, the greasy fart
let loose in every congregation.
Of
late there has emerged at least two podcasts attempting to plumb the
vast emptiness that is the 'mind', if you can call it that, of our
putative Caesar. One is “Shrinking Trump” hosted by two
psychologists, the other is hosted by Michael Wolff, tRUMP chronicler
and author of Fire and Fury one of the first to reveal the
chaos that surrounds this man hopelessly out of his depth.
Attempting
to assign the 'reasons' tRUMP is the way he is has become something
of a cottage industry. Everyone from political analysts, to
psychological professionals, to his niece and nephew have attempted
to convey their understandings of the vast emotional and intellectual
vacuum that is The Donald.
What
emerges is a toddler now approaching his 80th year. This
is evidenced by his emotional immaturity, getting his way by bullying
and throwing temper tantrums, as well as his obvious mental
retardation in that he evidences so little basic understanding.
Take
his comments on the conflict in Gaza. Disgustus stated with a
straight fact that “They (meaning Israel) gave them all this ocean
front property and what did that get them?”. Disgustus has no
understanding of the history of the region. Israel didn't 'give'
Gaza to the Palestinians. Gaza was and is a spit of land not yet
stolen from Palestine as is what is left of the West Bank.
Take
his understanding of tariffs. As noted in earlier columns, the trade
deficit divided by the total trade with a particular country DOES NOT
CONSTITUTE A TARIFF. Donald has no idea what a tariff is and all
efforts to instruct are pointless.
Then
there is the “stable genius” telling his Maggots with a straight
face that he is going to reduce the cost of prescription drugs by
1100, 1200, 1500 per cent, not 30 or 40 or 50 per cent. Any fool
knows you can't reduce prices by more that 100 per cent, unless the
manufacturer and retailer is paying you to take the item home.
Donald doesn't understand percentages. Donald, after all this time,
has the mind of a per-pubescent youth, till stuck in the 2nd
grade. Donald hasn't mastered 3rd grade math.
Oh,
you protest, he graduated from an Ivy League School, certainly he
must be a genius. I would retort that Former Washington Redskins
star Dexter Manly testified before Congress that he got through
school, including a major university, without learning to read. As
Ted Cruz, J.D. Vance, George W. Bush, Louisiana Senator John Kennedy
and a host of others readily attest, diplomas from our nations most
prestigious educational institutions are, more often than not, the
product of legacy programs and contributions not academic merit.
Donald's
sister Maryanne was quoted as saying that she did his homework for
him while he was struggling in school and that his father paid
someone to take his university entrance exams. One suspects, since
no one can remember him being in class, that someone else took his
college exams as well. Clearly, there is no evidence that he ever
learned anything.
As
his biographer David Cay Johnston has repeatedly said, “Donald
doesn't know anything.” Political commentator George Will famously
quipped “Donald doesn't know what it is to know”, and clearly
cannot be taught. Ambrose Bierce once defined “War” as God's way
of teaching American's geography. That is, Americans have no idea
where a particular place is on the map unless we are at war with it.
I seriously doubt Donald could find Vietnam on the map. Another
lesson “studiously” left unlearned.
His
total lack of curiosity is staggering and, I suspect, has been so
since birth. Normally when a young child approaches school, or any
learning, there is wide-eyed curiosity coupled with a burning desire
to learn and master. Each new discovery a revelation.
Not
so The Donald. As with any religious fundamentalist worthy of the
name, tRUMP reacts to each new 'discovery' as an affront challenging
his already fixed universe, a space filled with narrow narcissistic
ambition Each new discovery reveals his ignorance and
misunderstandings and, therefore, must be avoided. The answer: away
with discovery. “Stop the testing” he screamed as the Covid
Pandemic swept the nation; cut funding for NOAA and the monitoring of
climate; eliminate research into cancer and Alzheimer's disease; fire
the director of the Bureau of Labor Statistics lest the truth about
the condition of the economy be discovered. And the Last Maggot
nods and blinks.
There
is a price to be paid for elevating an empty shirt and an empty head
to positions of power; and we are about to be confronted with the
bill..
Impeach
and Imprison this ignorant bastard.