At noon tomorrow Caesar Disgustus will be sworn in as the 47th “president” of the United States beginning yet another four years of disgusting behavior, catastrophic policy initiatives and shame. The foul stench is already permeating the nation's capital as his minions scour the backgrounds of would-be appointees, demanding loyalty not to the constitution but to the personage of this stinking national disgrace.
Future office holders are asked questions pertaining to the 2020 national election and whether it was stolen from the Orange Turd. Those appointed to high positions cannot answer forthrightly, instead skirting the question by responding that Biden was duly sworn in as president, instead of answering honestly. They cannot do that for to do so will incur the wrath of Caesar Disgustus and mean immediate rejection. Candidates for high administration posts are having their entire social media histories reviewed for any negative commentaries on the history and behavior of the madman about to be reinstated in the Oval Office, so paranoid is this incoming maladministration. Caesar Disgustus begins his tenure doing things only Richard Shithouse Nixon would consider.
He's had four long years to contemplate his revenge, and he's had a lot of help. With Project 2025 in hand, and an army of acolytes at his service, we can expect real vandalism this time around. Nothing will be left intact. He will work destroy our alliances, the progress we've made on inclusion, our economy, what is left of our industrial base, our agriculture, our scientific institutions and infrastructure. Nothing will escape the devastating blows about to be 'administered' by this foul, disgusting swine. And he will do it with all the social graces only Donald tRUMP can display.
All hail, Caesar Disgustus.
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