August 1, 2025: Turd In the Bowl, Maxwell's Silver Hammer, In Plain Sight

 

August 1, 2025: Turd In the Bowl, Maxwell's Silver Hammer, In Plain Sight

Will no one flush this turd? It has been ten years now since our orange-tainted Caesar Disgustus descended his elevator at tRUMP Tower to address a pre-paid audience and rail against immigrants and howl at the moon. The madness, which has proven contagious has spread throughout the republic. For a decade now he has stunk up the village forum with a foul stench that has made it increasingly difficult to breath. Nevertheless, his Maggots, drawn to the stench as Maggots will, enthusiastically sing his praises. My god, a band of plumbers must be called to flush this turd and get the offal and his maggots safely down the soil pipe and into the cesspool before, gassed by the stench, all reason is lost.

There is hope on the horizon. For most of the past month the sordid relationship between our erstwhile Caesar and Jeffry Epstein has dominated the headlines. Ever since the Muskrat, Elon published his 'tweet' that tRUMP was all over the Epstein files, the world of Maggotry has gone apocalyptic.

Steeped in conspiracy theories by the likes of Alex Jones your Maggot, a deeply paranoid soul prone to see perfidious Democracy behind every bush and beneath every bed, had become convinced that Disgustus, returned to power, would release the “Epstein Files” and reveal, once and for all time, the evil cabal that is the Democratic Party; an evil political enterprise led by blood sucking pedophiles of which the Clinton's, Obama's and now the Biden's are principal criminals.

But, alas, it was Elon, the darling of the idiot wrong, who has come forward and proclaimed that it is our very own Caesar Disgustus whose name is all over the criminal record.

Enter Ghislaine Maxwell, consigliere to Jeffrey Epstein and convicted participant in his child sex trafficking operations. Spotting an opportunity she let it be known that she was willing to testify before any Congressional Committee about what she had witnessed should the opportunity present itself. Maxwell was about to lower her hammer upon the numb skull of our pretend and pretentious leader.

This led first to Pam Blondie, our so-called 'attorney general' to declare that although she had the list of Epstein's clients on her desk weeks before that there are, in fact, no such lists; and our bug-eyed director of the FBI, Cash Pray-tell to declare much the same thing. Maggotry howled in protest.

Pray-tell sent his minion to the federal prison in Florida to discuss with Maxwell the nature of her testimony which later emerged as a complete exoneration of our Orange Turd in exchange for transfer from a maximum security prison to a 'club Fed' facility in Texas complete with putting greens and tennis courts. Word is that she will be released on work detail and spend only nights in the joint, much as Epstein had done while he served time in the aughts, time during which he continued to abuse young girls.

Once again, the fix is in in plain sight. A truly disgusting spectacle.

Impeach and Imprison