Mar 22, 2018

March 22, 2018: Shit-kickers and Methodists, Rogues Gallery, Deep From the Bowels



I want rustlers, cut throats, murderers, bounty hunters, desperados, mugs, pugs, thugs, nitwits, halfwits, dimwits, vipers, snipers, con men, Indian agents, Mexican bandits, muggers, buggerers, bushwhackers, hornswogglers, horse thieves, bull dykes, train robbers, bank robbers, ass-kickers, shit-kickers, and Methodists!”

-----Harvey Korman as Hedley Lamarr in Mel Brooks' comedy “Blazing Saddles”.

Caesar Disgustus promised “only the best”. Instead he has presented the nation with a veritable rouges gallery of “hornswogglers, horse thieves, con men, dimwits, halfwits, shit-kickers, and assorted desperados. Perhaps a few Methodists would leaven the mix and bring some semblance of sanity to the bedlam that is this White House.

As has been previously noted in these columns, the original 'dream team', put together by our intrepid 'leader' resembled, in the words of British comedian John Cleese, “the crew of a pirate ship”.  It is that, mixed with mendacity for good measure.  Add to this inspiring incompetence and one is presented with the chaos chronicled by Michael Wolff in his best-selling account of the first months of this maladministration Fire and Fury.

Foreign observers and more than a few Washington insiders have taken some limited comfort in the presence of military brass that had been installed in the White House, a kind of military approach that many had hoped would bring some order to the madness. But with the recent firing of the 'adults in the room', the prospect of this administration going entirely off the rails presents a clear and present danger. In the last two weeks we have lost Secretary of State Rex Tillerson, and today it was announced that Disgustus had fired national security advisor General H.R. McMaster, with Chief of Staff John Kelly said to be in the crosshairs.

Tillerson was undoubtedly the worst Secretary of State in the history of this country; but it says a great deal that his departure was viewed with trepidation. He oversaw the cutting of the budget by over 30 percent and, more than a year into this administration a full 60 senior positions including all six undersecretary position have gone unfilled. So serious is this that Disgustus went to Europe without this country having ambassadors in such countries as France, Germany, and Russia. Currently the United States' diplomatic roster is so understaffed that we send no one to important regional meetings on energy, trade, and other international issues leaving leadership to others. Now Disgustus is about to head to a summit meeting with the leadership of North Korea without an ambassador to South Korea or an undersecretary of State for the far East. This is the legacy of Rex Tillerson as he swallowed whole the Bannonite nonsense about the evils of the so-called 'Deep State'.

But Disgustus wasn't finished. He completed the vandalism by summarily firing Tillerson after the Secretary came to the support of our British allies in their dispute with Putin over the poisoning of Russian nationals on British soil. He did so as the Secretary was in Africa attempting to mend fences after Disgustus, ever “Ye Publick Ass”, had referred to countries in Africa and elsewhere as 'shitholes'. Here was a Secretary who had been the CEO of one of the world's greatest companies, now occupying an office once held by Jefferson, Madison, and Monroe, being summarily dismissed while far off in Africa sitting on a toilet.

In his place Disgustus put former tea-bagging congressman and ideological idiot Mike Pompeo, ensuring that there will be one less voice objecting to the madness about him.

Now we have the dismissal of McMaster. McMaster has never worked well with Disgustus. According to Michael Wolff, McMaster had made the cardinal mistake of boring Disgustus by giving him lectures on the complexities of the issues before him. Disgustus, famously, does not like to read, and does not listen. Presentations are made with graphics, lots of pictures, and as few bullet points as good conscience will allow. Now, just as Tillerson in his last act as Secretary had criticized Russia on chemical attacks, so the last act of McMaster was to excoriate Russia for its nerve agent attacks in Syria and Britain. Within hours the White House announced the imminent departure of the National Security Advisor.

In his place Disgustus has put the worst possible choice in John Bolton. 'Ol Two-Cows' had made Bolton Ambassador to the United Nations but he did it when the Senate was out of session. Declaring that 'there is no such thing as a United Nations' saying that if one removed the top ten stories of the U.N. Building would make no difference. Significantly, the position of National Security Adviser does not require Senate confirmation.

Bolton is an idiot; an unrepentant neo-con who has yet to see any primary role for diplomacy and negotiation. Here is another foul smell deep from the bowels of conservative 'stink-tanks,' fresh from Faux News, that will only add to the stench in the echo-chamber pot that is becoming this White House. The adults are abandoning ship and the shit-kickers are taking charge. These are the depths into which we have fallen; this is where we have gone in the last fifty years;  there are no hero's there are only villains; this is the legacy of the Generation of Swine. 

An Br'er Putin he jus' laugh and laugh'.

Impeach and Imprison.

















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