Congress should forbid this president* from leaving the
country. It should ground Air Force One for the duration of this
presidency*. Every time he leaves the country he does material
damage to our alliances while making a pubick ass of himself in the
process. The latest foray abroad only reinforced an
all-too-familiarly ugly pattern. First in the far East and now in
Europe.
Of course it would seem somehow inappropriate to conduct
solemn services commemorating the 75th anniversary of
D-Day without the president* of the United States in attendance, but
it seems somehow inappropriate to have this jackass involved in any
exercise of reverence. And, true to form, we find this bastard
president* once again defiling the occasion; first by going off on a
tirade against speaker Pelosi and his domestic opposition while at a
military cemetery in Normandy and then his disgraceful behavior while
in the British Isles.
One openly questions the wisdom of the crown and the
government inviting this fool to prance about the palaces, rub
shoulders in such elevated company, and then tour the war rooms of
Winston Churchill for doing so only defiles whatever he touches.
He began before touching down at Heathrow, twitting
criticisms of London's Mayor. Upon arriving he did a running
commentary about the relative abilities of the leading contenders to
replace Prime Minister May, falling upon Boris Johnson—the Brexit
leader—as his personal favorite. Johnson, for his part declined to
meet with the fool, as did Labor Leader Jeremy Corbyn and leaders of
other minor parties. This left the crown and the soon to depart May
to put up with his insufferable behavior as the stench of Disgustus
permeated the capital. Imagine, if you will, sitting through a
dinner with the tRUMP family. Prince Charles, reportedly, tried to
engage the president* on environmental issues only to be told that
the United States has the cleanest air and water and wasn't
materially contributing to environmental problems and that pollution
came from China, Russia and the assorted 'shit hole' countries. It
makes one feel sympathy for the royals and what they are, on
occasion, compelled to endure.
Next it was off to Ireland with similar results.
Disgustus wanted to meet the Irish Prime Minister at his golf course
but the Irish government refused to allow Disgustus to use a state
visit to promote his real estate investments. Finally, it was agreed
that they would meet at the Dublin airport next to the vending
machines, a wholly appropriate place to engage in any 'negotiations'
with this blithering idiot. Not missing an opportunity to further
inflame a situation, Disgustus promptly informed the Irish Prime
Minister—in full public view—that like the U.S., Ireland needs a
wall between itself and the six counties that comprise Northern
Ireland. Anyone remotely familiar with the recent strife in this
region and the role that normalizing the border played in ending the
civil strife would know that this is, perhaps, the most ignorant
statement that anyone—most of all a president* of the United
States—could possibly say given the situation. For it is unclear
how this 'border' which, if Britain exits the E.U, would function
given that Ireland remains in the European Union and Britain does
not. How do they conduct business between Ireland and Northern
Ireland and will this re-ignite hostilities? Disgustus, ignorant of
everything, just blows past all these complexities and, like the bull
in the china shop, makes a wreck of everything.
Mostly, he has made a wreck of the stature of the United
State in world affairs as one leader after another comes in close
contact with him, they invariably walk away concluding that the
United States is currently in the clutches of a complete idiot.
Disgustus has been pressuring the Brits to pull out of
the European Union cold turkey. May has been negotiating for a soft
exit, but Disgustus—along with a sizable percentage of the British
electorate are pressing for a 'hard' exit. Disgustus, while in
Britain, offered up the prospect of American trade deals as an
alternative to the European Common Market. The Brits, for good
reason, are skeptical. The word of Disgustus in any context isn't
worth a tinker's damn. Why would anyone trust this clown?
“To many in Britain, Mr. Trump appeared less a
friend tossing a lifeline than an opportunist angling to exploit
Britain's estrangement from Europe....
“'This orange blow-in is brashly telling us how to
conduct our own international affairs,' wrote Zoe Williams, a
columnist at the Guardian, 'and listening to him it is clear that a
close relationship with Trump's America would be as far removed from
regaining sovereignty as it is possible to imagine. Allied to Trump,
we'd be more of a satrapy than a nation state. We would be dominated
by a power that was as raw as it was distant” (1)
Labour leader Jeremy
Corbyn “warned that a trade deal with the United States
would amount to 'offering up our precious National Health Service to
private American Companies'
'We will not stand for that,' Mr. Corbyn thundered to
a crowd that waved placards with the slogans, 'No Brexit. No Trump'
and 'Brexit=Trump'” (2)
Meanwhile thousands gathered at Trafalgar Square to
demonstrate against Disgustus being in the country, carrying signs
expressing outrage and marching under a giant balloon of Disgustus
seated on a golden toilet twitting his birdbrain ideas.
Once Disgustus got safely airborne out over the Atlantic
one could hear a sharp sign of relief and a collective groan as
Europeans throughout the region were heard to murmur “what an
idiot”.
And still, Congress refuses to act.
An' Br'er Putin, he jus' laugh and laugh
Impeach and Imprison.
_____________________
Note: Hereafter the word “President”, when
referring to Caesar Disgustus will, because of the bastard nature of
it, be accompanied with an asterisks.
- Landler, Mark and Haberman, Maggie. “Pushing Brexit, Trump Dangles A Trade Deal. Britons Are Leery” The New York Times. Wednesday, June 5, 2019. Page A7
- Ibid
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