June 9, 2026: The Great Negotiator, Wet Paper Bag, There Is No Strategy

 

The convicted criminal presently occupying the Oval Office will tell anyone who listens that he is “a great negotiator”, the author of “many great deals”. In fact, he will tell you if you listen for only a very few moments, that “nobody makes deals like I do”. He will settle the war in Ukraine “on DAY ONE”, perhaps even right after the election if so chosen, claiming special relationships with the principals. “It will be easy” he repeatedly assured us; the claim becoming something of a campaign mantra. Likewise the genocide in Gaza. If fact, he is so good at it, he now pretends, that he has settled seven, eight, no nine wars demanding the “Noble” Peace Prize in small recognition for these Herculean efforts.

Why, then, has the much touted “six day” or later “three weeks war” currently being waged with Iran taken so long? Why is it dragging on with no end in sight?

The truth is that our much touted master negotiator cannot negotiate himself out of a wet paper bag. Consider, if you will, what is being claimed here and the record behind it. Disgustus makes these claims, as nearly all others, without citing a single tangible example and, when occasionally pressed will tell you the India-Pakistan conflict. But the Indian government immediately responds that he and his maladministration have had nothing to do with it, that the conflict ended through negotiations conducted by the parties themselves. And it certainly doesn't add up to nine, eight or even seven conflicts. True to form, tRUMP is pulling more shit out of his ass, providing more sustenance to his Maggot base.

Tony Swartz has spent more than the last decade on intermittent apology tours, seeking ablution in serial attempts to salvage what is left of his reputation for the cardinal sin of penning that awful document known to us as The art of the Deal. A more appropriate title, it transpires, should have been The Art of the Steal or, perhaps given tRUMP's constant whining, The Art of the Squeal. Read closely and one discovers that the book reveals only a singular strategy: don't honor the contract (principally through non-payment) and force the other party to legal recourse knowing full well it will cost the plaintiff more in legal fees than he will recover from any settlement. Using the legal system as a bludgeon, a strategy taught him by Roy Cohn, is his singular guiding light. Closely considered, Swartz reveals nothing more than a form of extortion. We are talking about contractors and suppliers here, usually small businesses that cannot afford expensive legal actions. Take the hit and face possible bankruptcy, go to court and face almost certain bankruptcy. That was the cost of doing business with the swine, and many walked the plank.

But tRUMP become Caesar now finds himself out of his league. Foreign nations, it should have been obvious, are not contractors. They have real leverage, and can retaliate. One simply cannot dictate terms without serious consequence. Oh, but you protest the example of the Second World War. Yes ,reply I, but it took four years of global conflict to impose terms and even then we accepted the Emperor. “ War is diplomacy by other means” it has been said, settled in the end through diplomacy. It cannot be avoided and cannot be reached through tantrums, bombast, bull-shit, memes, rants or force.

In the end, we had to negotiate our way out of Viet Nam, Iraq, Afghanistan as the French had to do the same in Indochina and Algeria, the Brits in India, to name but the most recent conflicts of significance.

And out of his league he is. First he shredded the agreement reached under the Obama administration in which Iran agreed not to pursue nuclear weapons, agreed to international inspections. It was a wide ranging agreement with provisions to continue negotiating on other matters of contention. It was a real agreement promising to re-start our fractured relation with Iran given our history with the country, most notably the Coup of the early fifties which replaced a duly elected government with a tyrant. A tyranny imposed by the United States and enforced by a U.S. trained police force. Yes, we are up to our eyebrows in villainy leaving the Iranians with little reason to trust us.

Disgustus, in his inter-mitten soiling of the Oval Office has, serially, torn up agreements achieved through countless intermediaries taking years to reach completion. He has assassinated negotiators on their journey to meetings; conducted bombing raids on the eve of negotiations; hit Iran with bombs and missiles in the absence of ongoing talks. Bomb them if they do; bomb them if they don't. And this doesn't even take into account our support of the great terrorist of the Middle East, the Israelis who, on the eve of every parley launch an attack against Gaza, Lebanon, Syria or Iran itself as the occasion demands. .

The Iranians have retaliated. They have depleted our cache of missiles and anti-missile defense systems. They have introduced drone warfare into the middle east. They have shown us that they now have supersonic missiles capable of evading even the most advance Western defensive shields. And they have closed the Straight of Hormuz, pinching vital supply of oil, natural gas, fertilizer, helium all vital components of not only the Western economies but of the world economic order. They've got our Caesar by the balls.

What the Iranians have discovered and revealed to the world is that tRUMP has very small balls indeed.

Real balls, real strength is found in alliances, in military preparedness, in economic advantage, in soft power. Disgustus has destroyed all of those ingredients. First the alliances with his decade long war on NATO and the European Union, his imbroglio with Canada, his insulting Mexico and our Latin neighbors. Second, his appointment of Pete Kegsbreath, the drunkard now in charge of the Department of Defense, now dubbed the Department of War Crimes. Kegsbreath, late of Faux News, has distinguished himself by firing all the competent commanders, blocking promotions for women and minority officers, awarding defense contracts to companies affiliated with friends and the sons of his erstwhile Caesar, and making a pig's breakfast of military supply and operations. Third, we've lost our economic leverage. We no longer bring to any conflict a decided economic advantage. Not only are we no longer the 'Arsenal of Democracy”, for we have far to much reliance on critical materials and components not to mention manufacture of our weaponry, but we find ourselves racked with inflation as a consequence of both this war and an ill-conceived tariff war with the rest of the planet.   Disgustus has destroyed what is called our 'soft power', that is the good-will earned in the world community through our support of UNICEF and similar international relief agencies and, most notably, USAID the United States Aid for International Development, a legacy of the Kennedy Administration “put through the wood shredder” by Elon Musk and his band of barbarians.

Real negotiations depend upon real strategy' strategy based upon a real understanding of the strength, weaknesses, and interests not only of oneself but of the other party. Disgustus has undermined the bargaining position of the United States and, being the narcissist that he is, has no real understanding of either his adversary nor, it transpires, of himself. His inflated ego has distorted everything. It is a looking glass become house of mirrors with Disgustus the Carnival Barker imploring, now begging, all to enter.

No one will now come to his rescue. He has no friends in the world community. Putin and Xi, laugh behind his back, celebrating his every misfortune. Our allies mistrust us, some even despise us. Canadian Prime Minister Mark Carney has described our unraveling relationship not as an 'adjustment' but a 'breach'.

Disgustus from the beginning of this conflict, has serially claimed the objectives to be the end of the Iranian nuclear program, the end of Iranian support of 'terrorist' organizations in Yemen, Lebanon, Syria, and Palestine; and regime change. He has accomplished none of these goals.

Instead, what we find here is quixotic behavior with on-again, off-again military pressure designed to achieve ever changing 'military' objectives that bear little or no relationship to the nature of the conflict. The 'war' is fast becoming a deranged re-imagination of the 'escalation' strategy of the Viet Nam fiasco in which, it was held, just a little more 'pressure', involving a little more napalm and the 'enemy' will finally be 'forced' into discovering his long dormant 'reason'.

The Iranians have discovered, as the world is now discovering over tariff disputes, that one cannot negotiate with our present Caesar and his maladministration. There is altogether too much mendacity and too much incompetence; and there is also way too little intelligence. It is impossible to negotiate with an immature, quixotic psychopath. The Iranians have suggested that the end of the conflict can only be negotiated with parties serious about negotiation, perhaps awaiting a time when Disgustus has been retired or, as I would put it, the turd has been flushed. In the meantime, the oil reserves have run dry, real inflation is on the horizon, energy shortages loom with the spectre of long lines at the gas pumps, brown-outs and unemployment lines. The 1970's and 'stagflation' haunt our sleepless hours.

There is no strategy here. There cannot be. Disgustus the idiot stands in quicksand, sinking with no apparent way out and no rescue in sight.

An Bre'er Putin, he jus' laugh and laugh

Impeach and Imprison

May 29, 2026: Accusation as Confession, One So Malignant, Irretrievably Unreliable

 

“Whenever our Caesar Disgustus accuses he confesses to accomplished crimes or those about to be committed”.

----Quotations of Chairman Joe

It is a long an sorry tale. “Crooked Hillary”, means Disgustus himself is crooked. “Low I.Q.” is a confession of his own pronounced stupidity. “They're rigging the election” means that HE is rigging the election. “Stop the Steal” is an organized demonstration in order to accomplish the very larceny. You get the drill.

Whatever our erstwhile Caesar accuses of others he is doing or is about to do himself. Psychologists call this 'projection' and he has been projecting unto others since infancy. He still does it; as in telling those around them when the air turns rancid that “Joe Biden shit my pants”.

And now he contends that there are no 'reliable' parties with whom one can negotiate an end to the mess he has made with his war against Iran. “They don't keep their word”; a mere confession of his lifelong history of reneging on every agreement, including the recent memo of understanding reached th Iran to end this conflict; demonstrating once again that there are no agreements he feels bound to respect. Everything about him is disingenuous; he is the author of the boldface lie; he is nothing but a fraud.

And, yet, Disgustus would have you believe that it is he who is the wronged party; it is the other who cannot be trusted.

The bullshit is wearing thin, even the Maggots are shaking their heads in disbelief. We've had over a decade of this now and the curtain has been pulled back revealing no the Great and Powerful OZ but a little man with little hands giving voice to nothing but his own petty grievances.

This leaves the world in quite a bind. How does one reach any kind of durable understanding with one so petty, one so fragile, and one so mentally ill? The answer is you don't. One can only be sure that one is dealing with a party that while small is, given the immense power inexplicably conferred upon him by and ignorant American public, nevertheless powerful and dangerous. He knows only retribution and revenge, indeed dubbed his last campaign as “The Revenge Tour”, promising “I am your retribution”.

How does one negotiate with one so malignant, so deranged, so sadistic and yet so irretrievably unreliable? That is the question facing not only Iranian leadership but the rest of the globe.

Meanwhile, the credibility of the United States continues to erode as alliances fracture, and nations scramble to re-organize their international posture to accommodate the terrible infant further isolating the United States and hastening the collapse of Pax Americana.

“an' bre'er Putin he just laugh and laugh”

Impeach, Convict, Imprison.

April 30, 2026: Dancing With Armageddon, End Times Theology, This Is Madness

 

“Religion is a form of mental illness.”

----Quotations of Chairman Joe

Religion is inspired and created by human conceit. It is, in fact, a product of fear, indeed terror. Its motivation is a result of an overpowering fear of death. It is whistling past the graveyard.

It's power comes from the terror of death replacing it with bogus promises of redemption and eternal life with a stiff drink of purpose in the mix. It gives you a sense of belonging. It reassures you in your perpetual terror, it teaches you to submit to authority; foremost it implores you to check your head at the door and not think. It has always served the interests of the rulers; it has always been the handmaiden of every state on earth. It has always been, in the very words of the religionist, about shepherds and sheep.

Indeed, as a rough index, once can readily discern the level of relative psychopathy of any given society by how religious it holds itself to be.

In the United States, this has become worrisome.

Writing nearly a quarter century ago, the late Molly Ivins cited the growing impact of the Evangelical Wrong upon the then Bush-dominated ReSCUMlickan Party. “By the time Bush was invoking God's name to order troops into Iraq, The New York Times reported that 46 percent of Americans had identified themselves in a Gallup Poll as born-again evangelical Christians; 48 percent of Americans believe in creationism, while 28 percent believe in evolution; and Americans are twice as likely to believe in the devil as in the theory of evolution.” (1)

Karl Rove, chief political strategist then known then as “Bush's Brain”, followed “Dubya”, as they say in Texas” down the rathole leading from a prayer group in Midland Texas to a range of televangelists, bible thumpers and howlers, which included the likes of “pastors Roloff, and Hagee and, eventually Robertson and Falwell. (2)

The proximity of so much filth is bound to affect public policy, which was entirely the point. But as it pertains to the Middle East, Ivins summarized in ugly brevity:

“Hagee is part of a virulent strain of Christianity Michael Lind traces back to an Anglican priest who abandoned his church in 1820 to found his own sect. John Nelson Darby cooked up the pre-millennial-dispensationalism theory Hagee serves up to his local congregation and to a worldwide TV audience he claims to include 120 million homes. Israel is central to the theory. As Lind describes the theory in “Made in Texas,” Israel is re-created as a nation-state. God intervenes repeatedly to save Israel. Then Israel is destroyed in the battle of Armageddon, where an international confederation like the U.N. Or the European Union is led by the Antichrist—probably an apostate Jew. Most Jews are killed, except for 144,000 who convert to Christianity. Jesus returns to deal with the Antichrist. Then the Temple on the Mount is rebuilt (after they clear away one of Islam's most sacred sites, the al-Aska Mosque). Once all that's in place, Jesus establishes a theocratic world government and rules for one thousand years.

That's it in a nutshell.

This “end times theology” requires Christians to cooperate with Israelis—to hasten along the events that must occur before the prophecies are fulfilled. It all has Hagee, Netanyahu, Perle,(3) Bush, and Rove working for the same end—or at least the same temporal end.

If this is not the end times, it's at least strange times.” (4)

Indeed, as Ivins once pointed out, there are a group of west-Texas cattlemen breeding the 'red heifer' needed for sacrifice when the time comes.

For a quarter century or more this quackery has had a strangle-hold on the ResCUMlickan Party. Hell, I remember this kind of nonsense taught in Lutheran School 70 years ago. But it has gained such currency that Rove opined that from this evangelical base he would fashion a permanent ReSCUMlickan majority and rule indefinitely. That's how powerful this bowel movement once was and has, once again, become.

This leads us, by degrees, to our current Secretary of War Crimes one Pete Hegseth, he late of Faux News.

In case you thought all this went by the boards with Hurricane Katrina and the Financial Crisis of 2207-8, you are badly mistaken. This crap has been floating for decades and is now back with a vengeance.

Johnathan Larsen reported in March that U.S. Troops were told that the Iran War is for “Armageddon”, and the return of Jesus. (5)

The advocacy group “Military Religious Freedom Foundation” (MRFF), reports complaints from over 40 different units across at least 30 military installation. “A combat-unit commander told non-commissioned officers at a briefing Monday that the Iran war is part of God's plan and that President Donald Trump was 'anointed by Jesus to light the signal fire in Iran to cause Armageddon and mark his return to Earth,” according to a complaint by a non-commissioned officer.

The NCO wrote to the MRFF that their commander 'urged us to tell our troops that this was “all part of God's divine plan” and he specifically referenced numerous citations out of the Book of Revelation referring to Armageddon and the imminent return of Jesus Christ”.

Many of their commanders are especially delighted with how graphic this battle will be zeroing in on how bloody all this must become in order to fulfill and in in 100% accordance with fundamentalist Christian end of the world eschatology.

Hegseth has “enshrined evangelical Christianity at the uppermost levels of the U.S. Military, airing monthly prayer meetings throughout the Pentagon...(H)egseth attends a weekly White House Bible study. It's led by a preacher who says God commands America to support Israel.(6)

This is the madness in which we find ourselves mired. Nitwityahoo has this country by the throat and is leading us to the precipice. The combination of AIPAC and associated organizations that compose the Israeli lobby, the collusion of U.S. And Israeli intelligence (7), and the support of the fanatical evangelical religious wrong has not only destroyed the ReSCUMlickan Party as a legitimate representative of our national interests, but now threatens the very existence of the once great American Empire.

Caesar Disgustus now finds himself on the horns of a dilemma. On the one hand he needs peace in order to stabilize markets and control inflation; he needs peace in order to stop the hemorrhage of munitions; he needs peace in order to not further antagonize the international community; he needs peace in order to stop the exodus of allies; he needs peace in order to shore up support for petrodollars. On the other hand he cannot accept a peace that his base will not accept. And his base is populated by the sheep, the know-nothings, by the paranoid 'American Firsters”, by the Evangelical Wrong. Nitwityahoo knows this, and he knows he's got Disgustus by the balls. 'The Donald' can be so easily manipulated and now he is discovering, to his personal humiliation and the detriment of the nation, what happens when you find yourself well out of your league on the national political stage.

We find ourselves, quite literally, dancing with Armageddon as this ship of fools sails headlong toward the shoals.

“An Br'er Putin, he jus' laugh and laugh”

Impeach and Imprison the Bastard.

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1. Ivins, Molly and Dubose, Lou. “Bushwacked, Life in George W. Bush's America” Copywrite 2003. Vintage Books A Division of Random House. New York. Page 222.fo

2. ibid. For a more thorough discussion see chapter 13, “God in the White House” pages 214-228.

3. Richard Perle, national security advisor to Bush and renowned Neo-Con who subsequently helped engineer the debacles in Iraq and Afghanistan.

4. Op. Cit. Patge 224.

5. Larsen, Jonathan. Substack March 02, 2026.

6. Ibid.

7. The idea has recently surfaced of combining United States and Israeli intelligence.

March 13, 2026: Flush This Turd, To The Streets, Gnawing the Foundations

 

                         FLUSH THIS

TURD

This is the placard I'm taking with me as I take to the streets on the upcoming March 28^th “No Kings” demonstration.

"He has lain five years in the bowl, wherefore he stinketh"

          ----Quotations of Chairman Joe

It has been over 5 years since Uncle Sam, after laboring and groaning for four solid years, finally shit this turd. This was the election of 2020. But the chinless bastard from Kentucky, trusting either the Democrats or the courts to perform the task McConnell was presently charged with doing, failed to preserve and protect the Constitution of the United States. Unlike his predecessors a generation ago Moscow Mitch couldn't bring himself to muster the courage to convict the bastard, remove him from office and ban our erstwhile Caesar from ever again stinking up any public office in these United States. Telling himself and the nation that tRUMP was legally liable and would be dealt with by our legal system he deferred action trusting others to do that for which he held responsibility. What followed was wholly predictable.

Disgustus was left in the bowl to rot and stink for four long years, drawing flies creating hoard of Maggots. The institutions, that McConnell had gaslighted himself into believing would save him from any overt act of courage, proceeded to fold like cheap lawn chairs in a wind storm. Disgustus was let loose upon the land, the king-hell rat gnawing on the foundations of the republic.

This was institutional failure of epic proportions. Men of honor, like former federal prosecutor Glen Kershner assured us the legal system would hold, that tRUMP would be brought to justice. But Biden, who had no intention of prosecuting the Orange Turd, appointed a limp-wristed fool Attorney General who failed to take action until it was too late, leaving tRUMP enough time to run out the clock.

And so here we are. It is left to “We The People” to defeat the turd and his maggots in the upcoming election, assuming that we have a free and fair election.

We don't need another “No Kings” demonstration. We need a “Flush This Turd” march on Washington 3-5 million strong demanding that Congress do what it should have done 5 years ago. FLUSH THIS TURD!!!!

“Impeach and Imprison.”

March 6, 2026: Bad Intestines, Operation Incredible Stupidity, It's the Stench

 

Nietzsche in the late 19^th century famously observed that Germany had no future. The reason, he opined, was bad intestines. Too much kraut and beer bloating the intestines making it impossible to think. It was a prescient prediction given the history of the following century. Germany managed to survive the calamities of the 20^th century, hyper-inflation and two world wars all of which were self-inflicted; but it emerged intact and is now thriving, perhaps with the introduction of French wine.

It is clear that the 'gut' is no replacement for intelligence and wisdom. It is no counsel for impending action. It is no guide pointing in the appropriate direction. It produces only bowel movements and mere flatulence; from both of which polite society predictably recoils.

Nevertheless, for as much as our Caesar Disgustus rails against the stupidity of Ol' Two-Cows and his mid-East adventures, he has clearly much more in common with Bush the Lesser than mere ReSCUMlickanism. Both brag about thinking not with their brains but with their guts. The ensuing flatulence has led first the diminutive Bush into the quagmires of Iraq and Afghanistan and now tRUMP into Iran. Operation Incredible Stupidity. It is typical ReSCUMlickan bravado posturing as Realpolitik. Faux masculinity on steroids creating the same hubris that led Alexander into Afghanistan, Napoleon and Hitler into Russia, Putin into Ukraine, Bush into Iraq and Afghanistan and now Caesar Disgustus into Iran. Experience is powerless to instruct.

Experience is powerless because the brain, or what passes for tRUMP's brain, is overwhelmed by the intestines; in this case by too many Big Mac's, French fries, and Diet Cokes. That both men made determined efforts to cheat themselves out of an education; that both men exhibit a staggering lack of curiosity about the world around them; that both men wear their ignorance like a crown is bad enough. But tRUMP has compounded his sloth by shitting and farting himself into near isolation. He has “advisors” but no one can stand to be near him. In any case he doesn't listen anyway. On this the world hangs in the balance.

This should be frightening enough but the crisis is compounded by severe mental illness, a deepening dementia and multiple mini-strokes further limiting an already nearly undetectable intelligence. The psychologist John Gardner has pointed out that among the features of Malignant Narcissism are sadism and lack of remorse and that frontal-lobe dementia reduces the patient's impulse control and exaggerates his clearly growing public display of sadistic tenancies. No such person, in the opinion of Gardner and other professionals should ever be in charge of anything. But, thanks to Maggotry, here we are.

These conditions have led us, by degrees to war with Iran.

Last week Disgustus launched “Operation Incredible Stupidity”, an unprovoked attack upon the nation of Iran. Following Bush he told the nation he did this following his 'gut' instincts. Translation, he did this out of lack of impulse control.

There were no good reasons for this military adventure. Iran was about to agree in principle to a framework in which their nuclear program would be halted and that they would scale down the tensions in the region in exchange for the lifting of economic sanctions imposed by the West. In fact, tRUMP had put on the table a proposal that in essence was the deal Obama had reached with Iran a decade ago, one that tRUMP tore up when he first began stinking up Washington. The Iranians countered with even a better offer giving tRUMP a much needed victory.

But then comes Benjamin Nitwityahoo, the genocidal maniac responsible for the horror that is now the Gaza Strip. Telling tRUMP he's going in and, fearing retaliation against U,S. Forces in the area, Disgustus, on impulse, decided to go in first thereby grabbing the headlines and the 'glory', hoping for that quick victory and the needed distraction from the Epstein Scandals. tRUMP, ever gullible, has been dog-walked by Bibi into the Moors.  

The Joint Chiefs warned him this would not go well. They told him that we don't have the manpower, nor the ammunition for a long slog. The conflict would produce secondary repercussions throughout the region, disrupt world-wide supplies of oil and natural gas, unite Iranians and much of the region against Western Imperialism and render our posture in the region vulnerable.

But Disgustus has long demonstrated that he simply cannot be taught. This isn't a recent phenomenon brought about by disease. One of this professors at Wharton was quoted as saying that tRUMP was the dumbest ass he ever encountered in his classrooms. Today he reveals his stupidity at every turn as witnessed by his lack of mastery over tariffs and third-grade language and mathematics.(1) He's always been a dumb ass.

So, a week into this conflict, here we are. The bombing rages on, our stocks of Patriot Missiles is nearly depleted, Israel's “Iron Dome” is being penetrated, our military bases in Qatar, Saudi Arabia and elsewhere are being evacuated. The Straight of Hormuz has been closed. Qatar has ceased production and export of liquefied natural gas. Oil prices are spiking, the world economy is teetering on the brink. There is no end in sight.

Disgustus thought he would have a quick victory and would don the laurel wreath of glory. Instead he has wandered off into a quagmire with none of our allies to be found. The world is pissed. Meanwhile, India and China look to Russia for much needed energy and Canada, Europe and the British Commonwealth are fast creating networks with Asia, Africa and Latin America to reconfigure the world's economy around this rogue superpower. Disgustus has not made America Great Again. He has made it into a pariah state. This is the legacy of tRUMP and tRUMPism. This is the legacy of Maggotry. This is the legacy of our self-anointed Caesar, and shit sits on the throne.

It's the stench Martha

Impeach and Imprisoned

“An' Bre'r Putin, he jus' laugh and laugh.

__________

1. As evidenced by the “1200,1300, 1500 per cent savings on drugs” that he has repeatedly said he has accomplished and his outlandish claims about tariffs.

February 28, 2026: Love of Servitude, Every Successful Revolution, We Are Citizens.

 

“Without economic security, the love of servitude cannot possibly come into existence.”

----Aldous Huxley “Brave New World”

This is the simple truth the idiot wrong cannot bring itself to understand. This is the fault line in the coalition, the uneasy alliance of populist working class with the billionaire oligarchy, that is at the core of the ReSCUMlickan Party. This is what now threatens to unravel the skein of lies, corruption, and lust for power of Caesar Disgustus and his minions. They weren't paying attention in school; perhaps, like tRUMP, they could never be taught. They didn't learn one of the basic tenets of history: every successful revolution is a middle class enterprise. The middle class will simply not go quietly.

As the ResCUMlickans rush headlong into an enterprise that concentrates wealth into an ever more powerful oligarchy and, in the bargain, savages the middle class, they expect that the people will accept our emerging servitude not with resignation, but with joy. The worship of the 'chosen one' will blind them to their pain. Revenge replaces results. The bargain, according to these lights, is the exchange of real freedom for mere performance; the sadistic punishment of enemies real and imagined, and much more imagined than real. Hence, the 'culture wars'; where building concentration camps replaces building of factories; where the pleasure of sadism is a salve for economic pain. This has always been the playbook of every tin-horn dictator, every bloated puffed up strong man; every fascist scumbag who ever strutted across a political stage.

By systematically destroying every institution in this republic and arming the population with well over 350 million firearms, the ReSCUMlickans have rendered this country damn near ungovernable. And, given our history of determined individualism it is unclear whether this errant experiment in authoritarian rule will succeed. Americans, I suspect, will not accept accept it.  We will not be made to love our assigned servitude. We are not subjects. We are citizens.

“We're not gonna take it

never did and never will

we're not gonna take it

gonna break it, gonna shake it

let's forget it better still”

-----”We're Not Gonna Take It”, The Who

Impeach and Imprison the Bastards.

_______

1. Huxley, Aldous. “Brave New World” copyright 1932, Mrs. Laura Huxley. Published by arrangement with Random House Group Limited. Everyman's Library London. Page 230. Introduction by Huxley, published here as postscript with introduction in this edition for some unexplained reason in 2013 by John Sutherland.

February 26, 2026: Letter From Hell, Ripped Off Playbook, It Won't Be Long

“All Roads to Hell lead back to Richard Shithouse Nixon”

----The Quotations of Chairman Joe”

I've long held, in these columns, that all roads to Hell lead back to Richard Nixon. The assaults on the press, the corruption, the dawning incompetence, the constant posturing as a victim, the paranoia, the fucking with elections. Our Caesar Disgustus, being too but-faced stupid, hasn't brought anything new except, perhaps, a sewage-rat determination to gnaw on the foundations of this republic. I mean even Nixon had a minimum decency. Even Nixon has a lingering sense of shame. Even Nixon could find it within himself to recognize when the stench became unbearable. Even Nixon could marshal the courage to step down.

In any case, Andy Borowitz, writing for occupysf.net, has correctly identified the ultimate destination of both Nixon and the present vulgarian now stinking up the Oval Office. Herein is his contribution to what he correctly describes what is and what will be the lasting legacy of our Caesar Disgustus.

Nixon’s letter from Hell

By admin | December 9, 2025 | Uncategorized

Andy Borowitz2d

The Borowitz Report

Dec 7, 2025

Since his death in 1994, Richard Nixon has refrained from public comments. Today, however, he has broken his silence in a letter from Hell.

Mr. Nixon offered The Borowitz Report the exclusive right to publish the following letter he wrote to Donald Trump on one condition: that his expletives not be deleted.

Donny Boy:

Congratulations: I’m adding you to my enemies list.

It’s not because you’re evil. I usually put evil people on my friends list. Every Thursday, I play bridge with Mao, Stalin, and Kissinger. Mao and Stalin had a moral objection when I brought Henry into the game, but I begged them to give him a chance.

No, it’s not because you’re evil. It’s because you’re so fucking unoriginal.

Hmm, let’s see: a paranoid president commits a shitload of crimes, then abuses his power trying to cover them up. Why does this ring a bell?

You’re lucky I’m dead, asshole, or I’d sue you for plagiarism.

Your sad little Epstein cover-up isn’t an homage to my Watergate cover-up—it’s a fucking reboot. And I don’t appreciate a bloated asswipe like you stealing my IP.

I mean, you ripped off my playbook down to the tiniest details—including your choice of a crooked Attorney General. Do you honestly think if Pam Bondi winds up in jail, that will be a fresh plot twist? Wrong, moron! My boy John Mitchell already did that. (John’s still a good friend, by the way—just last week we went skinny-dipping in Satan’s lake of fire.)

Now, don’t get me wrong—I don’t blame you for wanting to keep the Epstein files under wraps. Beelzebub has a copy of them in his lending library and I read them last night. I’m not easily shocked, but let me say this: you are one sick fuck. There’s stuff in there that would curl Matt Gaetz’s toes.

When this shit gets out, you’re going straight to prison—and not the Canyon Ranch resort where Ghislaine is getting her daily mani-pedis.

Since you’re stealing all my best ideas, I know how you’ll try to save your ass: you’ll whip out your trusty Sharpie and scribble over every word of the Epstein files until they look like something Jackson Pollack did on a bender.

But that won’t work, fuckface. Because whenever there’s a document this spicy, there are bound to be bootlegged copies out there, just waiting to be leaked to some Jew in the media. Remember the Pentagon Papers? Of course not—you can’t even remember your wife’s name.

Let me put it this way: if you think the DOJ has all the copies of the Epstein files in existence, then Pete Hegseth isn’t the only one who’s been drinking on the job. That genius Pam left them sitting on her desk, for fuck’s sake. I’ve seen documents stored more securely in Mar-a-Lago’s public crapper.

So, once the unredacted Epstein files come out—and they will—how do you plan to save your drooping jowly ass? Well, I see you’ve already dipped into my playbook yet again: you picked a vice president so fucking loathsome that he’s impeachment insurance.

That’s what I thought I was doing when I chose Spiro. But then, what do you know, that lowlife scumbag went and got busted accepting paper bags full of cash in the White House basement. The moment he got the boot, I knew I was fucked.

I don’t know what skeletons JD has in his closet. Maybe there’s a video of him in a three-way with a couch and an ottoman. But you’ve got to do everything in your power to make sure that nothing, I repeat, nothing happens to him. Bubble-wrap that fucker.

One last thing, jerkwad: I ran into Epstein the other day at a barbecue. (Satan was mesquite grilling him in a lime cilantro marinade.) In between anguished shrieks, he told me to thank you for that perverted birthday card you gave him. I told him to thank you in person. It won’t be long.

Fuck you,

Dick Nixon (1)

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1. Nixon’s letter from Hell. The Borowitz Report. https://occupysf.net/index.php/2025/12/09/nixons-letter-from-hell/

January 20, 2026: At the Precipice, Our People Terroized, ICE at the Polls.

 

Our shitting “president” has been stinking up the oval office for a solid year. 365 days; 365 days too long. He has terrorized the country by building concentration camps, deporting to foreign hell holes anyone caught in his dragnet, set up check points on our highways, invaded homes, schools and places of worship. People have been arrested at the court house as they go about the business of complying with the laws. Two, Renee Good and Alex Pretti, have been shot dead in the streets of Minneapolis. Our streets have been ransacked, our people terrorized, our cattle raped.

This is the legacy of our Caesar Disgustus and his henchmen; foremost our Reich Dorkshiner Steven Miller, as well as our bug-eyed Director of the FBI and the bleached blonde airhead acting as attorney general. The legacy of this criminal administration will be the brown shirts, the thugs, the scum that is ICE and the Border Patrol. We are now confronted with a fascist movement every bit as threatening as that of Nazi Germany. We now find ourselves at the crossroads; the intersection where politics meets mental illness.

The threat is looming. Disgustus groans and whines about the 2020 election, claiming he has won every election, continually gnawing on the foundations of this republic. It is clear that he will never accept defeat and will legitimize every election outcome. Hell, even when he wins he whines and cries about being 'cheated'; even as he goes about committing those very crimes.

I fear for the next election. Polls indicate a huge victory for the Democracy. Disgustus will do anything and everything to prevent that outcome. To that end, I fear that he will use his newly minted Gestapo to intimidate voters at the polls.

I therefore sent a letter to my United States Senator expressing my concerns. Herein is a transcript of the letter:

Senator,

This nation is facing a clear and present danger. It did not originate with Donald tRUMP, but it has reached its crescendo during his present ongoing “revenge tour'. The fate of the republic now hangs in the balance.

In 1964, only 5 percent of eligible blacks were registered to vote in Mississippi, fewer than that actually ran the gauntlet and cast their ballots. Similar statistics existed in Alabama, Georgia, Louisiana and the Carolina's. It was only in 1968, after passage of the 1965 Voting Rights Act, that this country held its first free and fair election.

It was also in 1968 that the Republican Party began its long assault on the electoral process. Beginning in the fall of 68, the Kissinger-Nixon-Madame Chenault link led to the sabotage of the Paris Peace Conference in which Nixon sent a message to Saigon that the South Vietnamese Government should withdraw from the Conference and await a better deal with Nixon. 1972, of course, brought Watergate.

Democratic victory, being likely in 76, the party went underground only to emerge in 1980 with Reagan negotiating with the Iranians to hold the hostages until after the election. Indeed they were released as Reagan was being sworn into office on January 20^th of the following year. In 1988, Lee Atwater, G.W. Bush's campaign manager, set up Gary Hart with the Donna Rice nonsense, an act for which he appologized to Hart before Atwater passed away from Cancer. In 2000 we had the “Brooks Brothers” riot in Tallahasee in which Republican staff members where sent down to Florida to stage 'protests' so as to make it look like the locals were up in arms about the recount and, indeed, created so much fear and intimidation that they closed down the recount long enough to let the Supreme Court exceed its constitutional bounds and declare Bush the winner. In 2004, Karl Rove instituted the “swift boating” of John Kerry. As in 1976, the Republicans had made such a pig's breakfast of things in 2008 that a serious challenge to any Democratic candidate would be a fool's errand. Likewise in 2012 when the Republicans, mirroring 1996, could not mount a serious challenge to a popular incumbent. But the chicanery returned in spades in 2016 with the stench of the Orange Turd who, like a king-hell rat, has been gnawing at the foundations of this republic ever since.

I bring this up because I feel the need to point out that since the days of Nixon it has always been about the election. Every ResCUMlickan scandal devolves, at base, to the manipulations of our elections. Whether it is about foreign influence and interference, the purging of voter rolls, or even going so far as to commit real treason (Reagan, tRUMP), they will stop at nothing in order to gain real power.

This leads us by degrees to tRUMP, the mid-terms, and ICE. Our Caesar Disgustus has demonstrated time and time again that there are no boundaries that he will not violate to assure the outcome. One must ask oneself: what in his entire life has he ever achieved honestly? So it will be this November.

Let me be clear about this: tRUMP will employ his ICE Gestapo at polling places in order to discourage voter turnout in Democratic precincts. This is one big reason why we are witnessing daily the grotesque violence. ICE has now a well deserved reputation for thuggery and messages will be sent out to voters to expect such treatment if they show up to vote. Depend on it.

We cannot fund ICE, we cannot fund the Department of Fatherland Security. It is time to disband these organizations, close the concentration camps, and neuter this maladminstration before it is too late. Please put a spine into Schumer and the leadership and take a stand.

Thank you.

A couple of days after I sent this message, the great fascist, the vulgarian Steve Bannon announced to the world that ICE will 'surround' the polling places on election day.

I have yet to hear back from my Senator.

Impeach and Imprison these bastards

December 26, 2025:

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