Now come reports that our intrepid Caesar wants to buy Greenland from Denmark, perhaps trade Puerto Rico for it. He has made this country into a laughingstock.
Poor Disgustus, lost in the imperial past, hopelessly our of place and time.
The Danes demurred saying that they thought the overture a joke. Greenland has won home rule decades ago and is now related to Denmark in much the same way as Canada or Australia are to Great Britain, a commonwealth of sorts, but not a territory in the way that Disgustus views Guam, Puerto Rico or American Samoa.
Disgustus, outraged, cancelled a White House dinner in honor of the Danish ambassador to the United States, further straining our relations with a reliable ally. All this leading up to a major European meeting of heads of state.
Vandalism by any means.
An Br'er Putin, he jus' laugh and laugh
Impeach and Imprison.
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