Jan 24, 2020

January 22, 2020: A Warning, Pining For Nixon, America Alone


Nearly a year and a half ago, a bit over half way through the now three year long nightmare this nation has been forced to endure, The New York Times published a piece by a White House insider warning of the danger our Caesar Disgustus presents to the republic. Writing under the moniker Anonymous,(1) for obvious reasons, he or she assured us that there were adults in the room, that a cadre of albeit tRUMPists were on deck doing their level best to protect the nation and tRUMP from tRUMP. We can rest easy, we were assured, because there are adults in the room.

Anonymous has now published a book. A book entitled, alarmingly, “A Warning”.(2) In it life inside the people's house, the White House, is described accordingly:

The day to day management of the executive branch was falling apart before our eyes. Trump was all over the place. He was like a twelve year old in an air traffic control tower, pushing the buttons of government indiscriminately, indifferent to the planes skidding across the runway and the flights frantically diverting away from the airport.” (3)

'Among us friends, let's be honest,' a prominent presidential advisor once remarked, after the pro-chaos crowd left a White House meeting. The slimmed-down group was comprised of White House officials and cabinet secretaries. 'About a third of the things the president wants us to do are flat-out stupid. Another third would be impossible to implement and wouldn't even solve the problem. And a third of them would be flat-out illegal.' Heads nodded.” (4)

The presidential advisor Anonymous is citing could very well have been former Secretary of State Tillerson, who is has publicly said much the same thing. It could very well have been General Mattis. It could very well have been everyone in the room. Indeed, the process of briefing the president*(I) has become embarrassingly, and appropriately, juvenile, as befits the twelve-year-old in the control tower. Here's how Anonymous describes it:

Take, for instance, the process of briefing the president of the United States, which is an experience that no description can fully capture. In any administration, advisors would rightfully want to be prepared for such a moment. This is the most powerful person on earth we are talking about. But before a conversation with him, you want to make sure you've got your main points lined up and a crisp agenda ready to present. You are about to discuss weighty matters, sometimes life-and-death matters, with the leader of the free world. A moment of utmost sobriety and purpose. The process does not unfold that way in the Trump administration. Briefings with Donald Trump are of an entirely different nature. Early on, briefers were told not to send lengthy documents. Trump wouldn't read them. Nor should they bring summaries to the Oval Office. If they must bring paper, then PowerPoint was preferred because he is a visual learner. Okay, that's fine, many thought to themselves, leaders like to absorb information in different ways.

Then officials were told that PowerPoint decks needed to be slimmed down. The president couldn't digest too many slides. He needed more images to keep his interest—few words. Then they were told to cut back the overall message (on complicated issues such as military readiness or the federal budget) to just three points. Eh, that was still too much. Soon, West Wing aides were exchanging 'best practices' for success in the Oval Office. The most salient advice? Forget the three points. Come in with one main point and repeat it—over and over again, even if the president goes off on tangents—until he gets it. ONE point. Just that one point. Because you cannot focus the commander in chief's attention on more than one goddamned thing over the course of a meeting, okay?

.”I saw a number of appointees as they dismissed the advice of the wisened hands and went in to see President Trump, prepared for robust policy discussion on momentous national topics, and a peppery give-and take. They invariably paid the price.

'What the fuck is this?' the president would shout, looking at a document one of them had handed him. 'These are just words. A bunch of words. It doesn't mean anything.' Sometimes he would throw the papers back on the table. He definitely wouldn't read them.” (5)

At no time, Anonymous assures us, does terror strike greater fear than when a twit goes out or word comes down that “he's about to do something”. The bat-signal goes up, meetings are canceled, a pig's breakfast is made of schedules and the fire brigade descends upon the Oval Office in last-ditch efforts to save Disgustus from himself.

This is the Day-Care center, that former Senator Bob Corker spoke of in the early days of this maladministration. This is the White House described by other insiders as a Nursing Home where one reports to work every morning to find your dad running naked on the lawn and pursued by the attendants. Everyone who works with Disgustus finds him disgusting. Two things are certain, Disgustus—ever the adolescent-- is out of control and requires constant adult supervision.

A year and a half ago, Anonymous assured us that things were in hand. “It may be cold comfort in this chaotic era, but Americans should know that there are adults in the room. We fully recognize what is happening. And we're trying to do what's right even when Donald Trump won't.”

But he didn't and he won't. In any case, Anonymous has now issued his Warning that efforts to protect the republic have failed. The plan, loosely concocted by the “stable state”, to advance his policies when appropriate and oppose his capricious madness, have failed. Gone now are the Tillersons, the Maddis' the Kelly's. Gone too are Nikki Barber, Rick Perry, and others. Gone too is Jeff Sessions who now, in the rear-view mirror, looks like Judge Learned Hand by comparison. It's at moments like these that we find ourselves pining for Richard Shithouse Nixon.

Donald Trump is like a monster from the laboratory of a jackass mad scientist,” writes former Republican campaign consultant Rick Wilson, “built to represent the perfect antithesis of Washington's example. In almost every respect of his demeanor, speech, and affect, Trump is a clownish figure, a deserved magnet for mockery. From his absurd hair construct to his ludicrous ego to his pathetic, whiny need to have his alpha-male status affirmed at every moment, Trum is the least dignified president since William Howard Taft held a Jell-O-wrestling contest on the south lawn.
...”Why does dignity matter in the president? Because at some point in every administration, history comes knocking. Tragedy strikes. The nation looks to the man they elected to lead them and whispers 'Now what?' Large and small, natural disasters, terrorist attacks, crises require a president to be a moral leader, to guide, to heal, to comfort, to direct the painful energies of a hurt nation into positive direction. Trump can't stop looking in the mirror, a self-obsessed Narcissus in a fright wig”. (6)

If one doubts that assessment, look at his conduct in the wake of the shootings in Dayton and elsewhere. Descending on the scene, he speaks not of the pain and suffering, but of his crowd attendance. Imagine, if you will, an international crises. As Thomas Friedman has noted, when it comes Disgustus will find himself unable to marshal international support, unable to forge alliances. One's word matters. One's honor matters. Disgustus has gone back on our word, torn up our agreements and daily disgraces our honor. Credibility matters and when the time comes, Disgustus will be both unwilling and unable to respond. America First means America alone.

An' Br'er Putin, he jus laugh and laugh

Convict and Imprison.

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  1. see: September 8, 2018: Our Scarlet Pimpernel, Off The Rails, Cold Cold Comfort
  2. Anonymous A Senior Trump Administration Official. “A Warning” Twelve Hachette
    Book Group. New York.
  3. Ibid. Page 34
  4. Ibid. Page 38
  5. Ibid. Pages 29-30
  6. Wilson, Rick. “Everything Trump Touches Dies”. 2018 Free Press. New York. Page 86



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