“Caesar
Disgustus is no longer to be known, like some mythical reference to King Cyrus
as 45, but 440 in honor of the number of times he pled the 5th
amendment privilege against self-incrimination.
440 tRUMPs 45.
----from The Quotations of Chairman
Joe
Caesar
Disgustus has had a rough go of it for the last two weeks. Since the Department of Justice executed a
search warrant at the Southern Palace, it has begun to unravel for ‘our once
and future potentate. Forced to testify
before New York authorities charging the tRUMP organization with serial crimes,
Disgustus pled the 5th amendment 440 times in a bit over 8 hours of
testimony answering, it is reported, only one question: his name.
Previously,
while campaigning in 2016, our erstwhile strongman crowed “why would you take
the 5th if you’re not guilty?” referring to several of Hillary
Clinton’s subordinates caught up in the email imbroglio. “Only the mob takes
the 5th”, he shouted to his adoring maggots. Now, once again whining about ‘persecution’,
he cries that finally, now, he understands.
Strange that he should now claim protection from the very document he
tried so assiduously to destroy.
Well,
the disgraced, twice impeached, repudiated former ‘president’ now finds himself
in a heap of trouble. As Lawrence O’Donnell
has repeatedly pointed out each day, for our once and future Caesar will, for
the rest of his wretched existence, be worse than the day before.
The
walls are fast closing in. Attorney
George Conway, husband of tRUMP sycophant Kellyanne and tRUMP critic, holds
that the scuffle over stolen documents retrieved by the DoJ is now the shortest
distance between Donald Trump and an orange jump suit.
Add
up all the litigation now facing his corpulence; the investigations into
election interference in Georgia, Michigan and elsewhere; the investigations
into the tRUMP Corporation; the investigations into his role in defrauding the
people and government of the United States by soliciting and creating fake
electors to the electoral college ad nauseum, and one can easily
envision the fat ass of Donald J. tRUMP warming a bench in courts of law for
the rest of his miserable existence. Every
day, it seems, another outrage emerges demanding yet another investigation.
He's
raised well over 150 million dollars grifting on these scandals sending out
emails and text messages to his supporters, often several a day, imploring them
to immediately contribute to his lost cause.
The great unwashed respond by the
hundreds of thousands, eager to see tRUMP flush their money down the toiled,
along with government documents and notes implicating him in god know how many
other nefarious crimes.
Yet
for all this money, and the ReSCUMlickan National Committee is said to be
paying his legal fees anyway, he cannot seem to find competent counsel. One of his more publicly prominent attorneys
is said to be affiliated with a law firm that last represented a parking
garage. His reputation for denigrating
professionals, for being condescending and dismissive of expertise, and seeking
counsel from those who tell him only what he wants to hear is superseded only
by his notorious record of not paying his legal bills, a reputation that precedes
his ‘presidency’ by decades. Disgusts is
not the kind of man you want to represent in court, especially given that many
who have tried have themselves been tarred, if not tarred and feathered, by the
experience. Just ask Michael Cohen, Sydney
Powell, and disbarred and soon to be jailbird Rudolph Giuliani.
So
‘Ol 440 has got himself in quite a fix.
The question is now whether he can drag it out long enough so that the
legal process outlasts whatever time he now has allotted on this planet or whether he can whip his
fetid base into such a lather that the authorities tremble at the prospect of
clapping him in irons. Only time will
tell. The failure of this republic to
punish Jefferson Davis, Alexander Stephens, Robert E. Lee, Joseph Johnston, et.al.,
as well as Richard Shithouse Nixon and Spiro Agnew are historical
precedents offering little hope.
The
Republic, which has every right to defend itself against corruption and
sedition, has not historically risen to the task.
An’
Br’er Putin, he jus’ laugh and laugh
Indict.
Convict. Imprison
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