Feb 28, 2019

February 27, 2019: Your Bird Can Sing, Individual One, Flies on a Turd



Tell me that you've got everything you want
And your bird can sing
But you don't get me
You don't get me”

                     ----The Beatles “And your Bird Can Sing”

Future jailbird Michael Cohen once again took the stand to testify before Congress. His earlier appearances have led to federal felony convictions for, among other things, lying to Congress in a failed effort to defend our Caesar Disgustus.

In over seven hours of testimony, Mr Cohen began the long and twisted journey that will reveal the depths of depravity now in residence at 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue. There were many topics that he could not discuss because they border ongoing investigations still underway by the Special Council's office and the Southern District of New York, where the serial iniquities of the tRUMP financial empire are under close scrutiny. Nevertheless, this marks the first public testimony of this criminal organization and the first public airing of matters tRUMP since James Comey made his appearance before the House Intelligence Committee nearly two years ago. After the nation sat riveted to Comey's presentation, the ReSCUMlickans quickly decided that there would be no further public airing of our intrepid Caesar's private laundry.

All that changed with the election of 2016 as the Democrats regained control of the House of Representatives and with it control of the House Committees. Now we have real investigation, not the disgustingly sham performances of Congressman Nunes and his ilk.

Accordingly, tRUMP's former personal attorney and fixer Michael Cohen appeared before the House Oversight Committee telling Congress and the nation that after 10 years of working with tRUMP, the man now occupying the oval office is a racist, a con man and a cheat.

Not a single ReSCUMlickan rushed to defend the honor of their glorious leader, contenting themselves with attacking the reputation and veracity of the witness. About his veracity there is no dispute. Cohen has admitted his lies. But they were, as Democrats were quick to point out, lies intended as cover for the misdeeds of Disgustus.

Cohen's first, and most concrete, evidence were photocopies of checks written by Disgustus and is larvae, Donny jr., to reimburse Cohen for hush money he had paid to keep two women silent about illicit affairs Disgustus had in order to keep the stories from the public. Cohen had paid the money in order to buy their silence leading up to the election, the revelations of such conduct, coming on the heels of the “Hollywood” tapes, would almost certainly have cost tRUMP the election. As constituted, these payments are illegal campaign contributions. Cohen told the committee that he had been instructed by tRUMP to make these payments and to devise means of covering the transaction so that he could maintain deniability. Cohen has since been convicted of criminal conspiracy and told the committee that 'individual one' named in his indictment as the other party is in fact the president of the United States.

But, again, it is well and good that Cohen and his fellow conspirators be held accountable, but the fixation with former porn star 'Stormy Daniels” and the former Playboy model while titillating, distracts from the other high crimes and misdemeanors. We must focus here, we must keep our eye on the prize and not be distracted by tits and ass.

The country doesn't give a damn about tRUMP porking a porn star. The country doesn't give a damn that he paid more than a quarter million dollars to keep these women silent. Hell, most men would have done the same, and more than a small percentage of most married women would prefer the old man do the same thing under similar circumstance. I mean who, really, wants to air the dirty laundry?

No the real issues involve sedition, bank fraud, tax evasion, and money laundering—all of which, however obliquely, are included in Cohen's testimony. Cohen talked about and produced documents revealing tRUMP inflating the value of his wealth in order to seek a bank loan from Deutchebank to buy the Buffalo Bills. He told the committee that he deflates the value of his holdings in order to avoid taxes, behavior that his biographer David Kay Johnston has long revealed.

But the elephant in the room is the ReSCUMlickan Party. They know Donald J. tRUMP. They know from whence he came. They know who he is. Disgustus is a known quantity as he, in the firm belief that he is impervious to consequence and above the law, goes about committing crimes in broad daylight; crimes for all with those with eyes to see. The ReSCUMlickans, however, aren't blind. They are complicit; for Russian influence has made its way to the highest echelons of the ReSCUMlickan party as well as it's highest elected officials. Indeed, Cohen was Deputy Finance Chairman of the Republican National Committee well into 2017 before his exposure forced resignation.

It is more than a bit ironic that the only response from the political pachyderms was to repeat ad nauseaum their attack on the credibility of the witness, citing repeated lies; a strategy in defense of the most prolific liar ever to occupy public office with the Washington Post cataloging over 8,000 lies in two years. Obviously, blinded by the fevers of partisan zeal, they overlooked the obvious: that in a choice between the veracity of someone like Michael Cohen and that of the president, Cohen wins hands down.

At one point in the proceedings the ReSCUMlickans complained that it was a disgrace to bring before the committee: a known liar and convicted felon, contending with a straight face that Cohen's appearance debased the august assembly now in session. By this criteria, congressional oversight would be prevented from calling any witnesses.

For let there be no mistake about it. Cohen, Roger Stone, Paul Manafort, and company are mere flies—mere annoyances to Disgustus; mere insects that our would-be Caesar brushes aside with the back of his hand. That they are. But they were drawn to Disgustus by greed, by the stench that shrouds this turd now fouling the public forum. Each hoped to feed on the 'host'. To mix metaphors our Pepe Lepew, our prize narcissist, doesn't know how badly he stinks and cannot understand why he attracts only flies—but emerging from the sewers of Gotham he has known nothing else.

They were drawn to him and they are paying the price. Cohen, calling himself a fool for his blind support of tRUMP, warned the Republicans on the panel of the price all those pay who are drawn into his orbit. It was a stark warning, in effect telling Republicans “Look at me...I am what you will soon enough be”.

It remains for this committee and the Congress to follow up on Cohen's testimony, call further witnesses and conduct thorough investigations. But, Cohen warned in his closing remarks, Donald will not go quietly, even if the likely event he loses the next election. The cloud of this stinking turd hangs over the republic as it desperately looks for some way to bury it. In the meantime the flies still swarm.

An Br'er Putin, he jus' laugh and laugh”

Impeach and Imprison.


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