“On a day like today
We pass the time away
writing love letters in the sand”
Our Caesar Disgustus openly declared his fealty;
publicly displayed his affection, and told the nation that, having
received 'beautiful letters' from the North Korean strongman, and
betraying certain homosexual tendency, he was 'in love' with Kim
Jung-Un.
It's all about affection in this romantic world-view,
all about personal relationships, all about loyalties. One
strong-man and one pretend strong-man; one ruthless and one worshiper
of ruthlessness; one with full developed testicles and one whose have
not yet dropped.
“How you laughed when I cried
Each time I saw the tide”
Approaching the Korean Dictator with a schoolgirl crush,
our Disgustus has again made himself a national humiliation.
Disgustus stood before the world and whitewashed the awful torture
and death of an American citizen while held in captivity by the North
Koreans, claiming the strongman had no idea what had transpired and
absolving his paramour of all guilt.
He went to Hanoi to bring back a agreement and instead
returned empty-handed. A signing ceremony had been scheduled, proof
positive for all the world to see that our intrepid Caesar was indeed
the greatest deal-maker of all time. Instead, meetings were abruptly
cut short, the ceremonies canceled and he returned to the nation's
capitol empty-handed.
Some of us were hoping that while in the country the North Vietnamese would have checked him into the Hanoi Hilton, instead Kim Jung-un left him crying at the Heartbreak Hotel.
Some of us were hoping that while in the country the North Vietnamese would have checked him into the Hanoi Hilton, instead Kim Jung-un left him crying at the Heartbreak Hotel.
“Now my poor heart just aches
with ev'ry wave that breaks
over love letters in the sand”
----Lyrics by Nick and Charles Kenny, Music by
J. Fred Coots, sung by Pat Boone
The world took a deep breath and then breathed a sigh of
relief. Maybe now we can get back to tending our alliances. Maybe
now we can once again consult our allies. Maybe now we can let
competent professionals handle the details. Maybe now we can return
to normal.
“An Br'er Putin, He jus' laugh and laugh.
Impeach and Imprison.
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