Aug 28, 2018

August 26, 2018: Like a Whorehouse, Raffish and Unsavory, House of Pancakes



The Rescumlickans run the country like a slum lord runs a tenement house; Caesar Disgustus runs the White House like a mafia 'Don' runs a whore house.”

----from “The Quotations of Chairman Joe”




Mark Landler, writing in The New York Times, describes “A world of raffish types with unsavory connections and unethical methods”. (1) Landler isn't the first to discern more than a tinge of the Mafioso in the countenance of our Caesar Disgustus.

What inspired Landler's essay was an interview with Faux News in which Disgustus, whining about how unfairly he has been treated, discussed the plea agreements reached between his personal attorney Michael Cohen and federal prosecutors.

'“I know all about flipping” Mr. Trump told Fox News this week. “For 30, 40 years I've been watching flippers. Everything's wonderful then they get 10 years in jail and they flop on whoever next highest one is, or as high as you can go”. (2)

Disgustus then went on a rambling critique of the practice finally admitting that if he were in Cohen's shoes he could understand why he would turn state's evidence.

Landler, familiar with the precincts in which Disgustus rose, aptly described the swamp from which he evolved.

But the president was also evoking a whole world—the outer boroughs of New York City, where he grew up—a place replete with shady businessmen and mob-linked politicians, raffish types with unscrupulous methods, unsavory connections and uncertain loyalties.”(3) Quoting Nicholas Pileggi, a chronicler of the mob, Landler attributes the 'president's' language “to the Madison Club, a Democratic Party machine in Brooklyn that helped his father, Fred Trump, win his first real estate deals in the 1930's. In those smoke-filled circles, favors were traded like cases of whiskey and loyalty mattered above all.

Mr. Trump honed his vocabulary over decades through his association with the lawyer Roy Cohn, who besides working for Senator Joseph McCarthy also represented mafia bosses like Mr. Gotti, Tony Salerno and Carmine Galante. He also gravitated to colorful characters like Roger J. Stone Jr., the pinkie-ring-wearing political consultant [and Richard Nixon operative] and Mr. Stone's onetime partner, Paul Manafort, the former Trump campaign chairman who was convicted on Tuesday of eight counts of bank and tax fraud.” (4) And, if it hadn't been for one lone holdout would have been convicted on ten more counts.

'“It's kind of a subculture that most people avoid, “ said Michael D'Antonio, one of Mr. Trump's biographers. “You cross the street to get away from people like that. Donald brings them close. He's most comfortable with them”'. (5)

So the 'president' knows all about, in the parlance of the mob, 'flipping.' So does his now personal attorney Rudy Giuliani who, when he was United States Attorney for the Southern District of New York, ran an operation that was then dubbed “House of Pancakes” (6) because of the frequency with which he got lower level mob figures to finger their bosses. This is how he corralled the likes of Mafia Boss John Gotti and nearly driving the mafia out of New York.

There is much in this story that puzzles. Why would Giuliani, once a crusading foe of organized crime, now finds himself defending a man so compromised, so soiled, so greasy and now—so desperate to call into question the legitimacy of every law enforcement effort to bring him to justice, criticizing those who—under pressure—turn state's evidence?

It was immediately pointed out, in the wake of the Fox 'interview', that Disgustus was not only calling into question the legitimacy of those turning state's evidence but perhaps sending a message to Manafort and others to hold tough. Disgustus talked about how he admired Manafort for his refusal to cooperate with federal investigators, criticized Cohen for turning state's evidence comparing him to the “Rat” John Dean who turned on Richard Nixon. Here Disgustus is doing more than questioning the legitimacy of the techniques of law enforcement; he is, by praising resistance to the investigation, as well as the person and family of those who now stand convicted and who threaten further testimony, perhaps implying a possible pardon, certainly engaging in an all-too-familiar mob strategy of witness tampering.

Landler also quotes James Comey who described his meeting with Disgustus much like “the New York Mafia social clubs, an image from my days as a Manhattan federal prosecutor in the 1980's and 1990's...The Ravenite. The Palma Boys. Cafe Giardino. I couldn't shake the picture. And, looking back, it wasn't as odd or dramatic as I thought at the time. (7)

But Disgustus has done more than ape the language and the countenance of the mobster. He has imbibed in the very culture. Look again at that interview. While his critique of the practice of turning State's evidence lingers—for once again Disgustus is undermining the very institutions of law enforcement and public order in a desperate attempt to save his ass—what wasn't covered is that he added “a lot of my friends”.....

Yes, one can only imagine his 'friends'--Lewie 'the torch', 'knuckles' Magoo, Al 'the enforcer', and “Bugs” D'Angelo. And one can only imagine how many of his 'friends' have “flipped” over the years as he drew close the “bucket of deplorables” and made them his own.

The problem, of course, is that our intrepid Disgustus does not have the stomach to be a true Mafioso. While he postures as a “Don” he is, in fact, merely “The Donald”; a pale imitation of the genuine article, in much the same way that 'reality' television is a pale imitation of the genuine article. The fact is that he is not, in a word, ruthless enough. The fact is that his overweening need to be liked, if not loved, prevents him from putting heads on pikes. The result is that he is left twisting in the wind as his maladministration, damaging everything about it, spirals out of control.

Caesar Disgustus had promised to “drain the swamp” and, instead, “Swamped the Drain”. He has turned the White House into a sewer into which the underbelly of American society is now flushed, defiling the office he holds and damaging the institutions that protect this country from enemies foreign and domestic.

An' Br'er Putin, he jus' laugh and laugh”

Impeach and Imprison.

___________________

  1. Landler, Mark. “With Mob-Tinged Vocabulary, President Evokes His Native New York”. The New York Times. Friday, August 24, 2018. Page A14
  2. Ibid
  3. Ibid
  4. Ibid
  5. Ibid


No comments: