Dec 22, 2020
Dec 20, 2020
December 6, 2020: Big Shit Don
“Every morning at nine you could see him arrive
he stood six-foot-one and weighed three-forty-five
kind of narrow at the brow and broad at the hip
and we could tell from the stench, he was nothin' but shit
big Don
big Don
big shit Don
They say Mar-a-Lago is where Don called home
he just drifted into town and stayed all alone
But he couldn't keep his mouth shut, surely not shy
and if you got a word in, you just said 'hi' to big Don
Somebody said he came from New York's Queens
and the family inheritance became quickly lean
and a crashing blow in his bankrupt hands
sent the New York swine in search of foreign lands
big Don
big Don
big shit Don
Then came that day at the bottom of his mine
when a timber cracked and men started crying
people were praying and hearts beat fast
and everybody feared that they'd breathed their last 'cept Don
Through the dust and smoke of his man-made hell
slinked the ignorant pig that the people knew well
grabbed a list of grievance, let out with a groan
and like a beaten cur, just sat there and moaned
big Don
big Don
Bunker Boy Don
When suddenly from high up above,
came studderin' Joe with a mighty shove
and twenty men scrambled from a would-be grave
and now there's only one left down there to save
Big Don
With jacks and timbers they started back down
then came that rumble way down in the ground
As raging lies belched out of that mine
everybody knew it was the end of the line for Big Don
Now they never re-opened that worthless pit
they just placed a stone slab on top of it
and on that slab are written these few words:
'At the bottom of this hole lies a big, big turd'
Big Don
Big Don
Big Shit Don
Big Don
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Many thanks to someone calling himself “mountain man Mike” who published a parody of Jimmy Dean's “Big John” on YouTube. I've changed the lyrics a bit.
Nov 7, 2020
November 6, 2020: The Punk With The Stutter, Flushing the Turd, Dancing In The Streets
You only became what we made you.
Thought you were chasing a destiny calling
You only earned what we gave you.
You fell and cried as our people were starving,
Now you know that we blame you.
You tried to walk on the trail we were carving,
Now you know that we framed you.
I'm the guy in the sky
Flying high Flashing eyes
No surprise I told lies
I'm the punk in the gutter
I'm the new president
But I grew and I bent
Don't you know? don't it show?
I'm the punk with the stutter.
My my my my my mmmm my my my.
GGGGG-g-g-g-g generation.
Oct 31, 2020
Oct 30, 2020
Sep 11, 2020
September 9, 2020: It's Health Care Stupid, Heartless Response, Not Promising Much
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September 5, 2020: Achieving the Unthinkable, Empty Shirt, The Future Won
Aug 31, 2020
August 31, 2020: Robert Reich on tRUMP, Abject Worship, Front Row Seat
Aug 30, 2020
August 30, 2020: Vacuous Nonsense, Empty-Handed, No Promises to Break
Aug 29, 2020
August 29, 2020: Litany of Lies, Conceal The Culprit, Just Another Screed
Aug 28, 2020
August 28, 2020: The Real Fraud, Nowhere to Turn, Despise His Ass
Aug 27, 2020
August 27, 2020: Family Disown Family, Old Testament God, Negotiator Become Mediator
“Family disown family that vote Republican”
----from the Quotations of Chairman Joe
Aug 26, 2020
August 26, 2020: Straight and Narrow, Heresy and Treason, Ass Festivals to Holocaust
“So tenaciously should we cling to the world revealed by the Gospel, that were I to see all the Angels of Heaven coming down to me to tell me something different, not only would I be tempted to doubt a single syllable, but I would shut my eyes and stop my ears, for they would not deserve to either seen nor heard.”
----Martin Luther (1)
Amid reports that the Ass Festival held in Sturgis, South Dakota has now spread over 100 cases of Covid-19 to at least 8 states, the current Ass Festival continues unabashed and unabated. The vitriol spewed nightly by a range of the deranged paints a picture of the immanent destruction of the American republic should the country exercise wisdom, not to mention a measure of public hygiene, by flushing these turds from the forum. This, while back in the corridors of power they labor mightily to accomplish precisely these ends.
The Ass Festival known as the ReSCUMlickan National Convention also began as reports surfaced that Jerry Falwell Jr., son of the founder of the so-called 'moral majority' and wrong-wing political hack, is up to his gonads in sex scandal. It seems the president of “Liberty” University, which his father also founded, has joined his wife in a tryst with the pool boy producing a delicious decade-long manage a' trios. It appears that our 'religious' leader has engaged in behavior that the institutions his father founded, as well as the flocks that he sheared, would find repugnant. Accounts vary, but generally report that brother Falwell loves to watch his wife in action complete with photos and videos. It remains unclear whether Falwell joins in the proceedings and, if so, in what capacity.
It's bad enough when the in-laws find out about it, bad enough when the friends find out, but the Falwell's have achieved national, if not international, notoriety by flogging virtually anyone who didn't stick to the straight and narrow, didn't walk the line, didn't conform, didn't happily don the intellectual and moral straight jacket that they call religious doctrine. Now the piper must be paid.
Relax Jerry, we understand, we really do. Your only true sin is declaring war upon the Old Adam that is, natural man, teaching your flock to reject humanism; to alienate themselves from themselves through the rejection of reason, and denial of the senses-- foremost pleasure-- however arrived at. But what is mere hypocrisy when confronted with ideological and doctrinal imperative? Falwell will likely survive the tempest as has Jim Bakker and a host of other bible-thumping religious howlers. For the True Believer is nearly impervious to mere fact and will shut the eyes and block the ears when confronted, as a case in point: ask the ReSCUMlickan led senate. Belief always trumps the senses. Faith always trumps reason. The heart must always trump the mind.
“The devout are always urged to seek the absolute truth with their hearts and not their minds” wrote Eric Hoffer. (2) Or, as Crash Davis told pitcher Luke LaRuoche in “Bull Durham”, don't think Meat, it will only hurt the team.
And, therein, lies the only path to salvation for either Falwell or tRUMP, indeed the entire ReSCUMlickan Party and American Conservatism: that the faithful will not think; that they will not connect the dots; and that, having fore-sworn reason they will rush to the rescue. How else to explain how tRUMP holds a nearly double digit lead among those polled on questions concerning the handling of the American economy. The Republicans have trashed the economy every time they've laid their hands on it: Eisenhower's recession in the late 50's, the “stagflation” of the Nixon-Ford years, the economic downturns at the beginning and end of the Reagan-Bush experience, the near total economic collapse presided over by Bush the Lesser, and now this. Oh! an let's not forget the colossal catastrophe handed to FDR by Harding, Coolidge and Hoover. Does one notice a pattern here?
Nevertheless, a plurality of the public conditioned on the visuals of television still believe that this common carnival barker is an accomplished businessman and great negotiator. They have been taught from early age to be good sheep, for they will follow.
For the true believer “to rely on the evidence of the senses and of reason is heresy and treason.” (2) Better still, as Martin Luther admonished his sheep when confronted with inconvenient facts and truths, one must shut one's eyes and stop one's ears.
Hoffer reminds us that, as Rudolph Hess swore in the entire Nazi Party in 1934, “He exhorted his hearers: 'Do not seek Adolph Hitler with your brains; all of you will find him with the strength of your hearts.” (3)
An Br'er Putin, he jus' laugh and laugh
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1. As quoted by Erick Hoffer. The True Believer. Thoughts On The Nature of Mass Movements
- Ibid. Page 77
- Ibid. Page 77
August 25, 2020: The Gathering Scum, Snorkeling the Cesspool, A Bitter Screed
Reporting on the proceedings, CNN observed that Disgustus “launched his convention week Monday with a bitter tirade against his rivals from four years ago and dark and unfounded warnings that voter fraud could deprive him of a second term. Speaking from Charlotte [scene of the famous crypto-fascist demonstrations three years ago] moments after he was formally renominated as the Republican Party standard-bearer, Trump delivered a screed that predicted a legally contested election in November and complained that Democrats were exploiting the coronavirus pandemic—still raging in the United States—to undermine his re-election.
'what they're doing is using Covid to steal an election. They're using Covid to defraud the American people, all of our people, of a fair and free election,' Trump said, without evidence, to applause from GOP delegates, who were gathering in North Carolina to conduct the formal business of the party convention.
' It was hardly the optimistic message that Trump's advisers have been relentlessly previewing ahead of this week's renomination festivities. Instead, Trump's speech was indistinguishable from the meandering, grievance-filled appearances he has been making in the lead-up to this scaled-down convention.
'He repeated claims that, should rival Joe Biden prevail, the country would be overrun with violence akin to protests seen this summer in Minnesota and Oregon. He warned that Democrats were seeking to take away guns, religion and American energy production. And he raised grave predictions about the November vote, saying there were courts and judges across the country 'who will hopefully give us a fair call' in a contested election.
'The only way they can take this election from us is if it's a rigged election,' he intoned, later warning delegates to 'be careful' amid what he cast as a Democratic plot to steal the election. 'Don't let them take it away from you,' he said. (1)
It is rich that Disgustus would warn of violence in the streets should he lose the election, for we have violence in the streets now. And it's not just any streets. These are not the streets of Philadelphia, or New York, Newark or Detroit, scenes of so much carnage in the sixties. The neighborhoods are not Watts or Harlem but Minneapolis and Oregon for Christ's sake. Trump has managed to bring protest not to the inner city but to within the gates of Republican sanctuaries, suburbs and exurbs, middle class not the impoverished and downtrodden.
Disgustus has now gathered about him one Karl Rove, disciple of Lee Atwater and Roger Stone, skilled in political skullduggery and bereft of character now trying to re-run the 1968 campaign of Richard Shithouse Nixon complete with the southern strategy and appeals to 'law and order'. But Nixon was the challenger with the incumbent represented by Hubert Humphrey. Incumbency hasn't registered in his fetid mind, nor the responsibilities that incumbency brings.
An Br'er Putin, he jus' laugh and laugh
August 24, 2020: Mental Acuity, Ridiculous and Pathetic, 'Round The Bend
“Regarding our Caesar Disgustus, the question is whether the fucking moron has finally gone 'round the bend.”
----from The Quotations of Chairman Joe
The journal Politico reports that tRUMP “has frequently referred to his 77-year-old opponent as 'Sleepy Joe' in tweets and speeches, has tried to paint Biden as mentally unfit for the presidency during the final stretch of the 2020 campaign. The Trump campaign has even zeroed-in on Biden's age and mental competency with television ads showing the former vice president stumbling over his remarks.” (1)
This is rich coming from Caesar Disgustus who, one may recall, spent the summer bragging about a cognitive ability test administered by White House physician Ron Jackson two years ago. This was the incident where tRUMP was spirited from the White House to the hospital under circumstances that were then never made clear. Apparently there was some medical condition requiring the administration of a cognitive test in order to determine the ability of our erstwhile Caesar to function.
He has, once again, gotten away with it, for the press is now too cowed by the blustering bastard to press the point home. The question is not whether the president* (I) did well on the examination; the question is not simply the nature of the examination and how easy it was; the question is not why tRUMP raised the issue. The question is not why the president*(I) lacked so little cognitive awareness that he was not embarrassed to raise the subject. The question is why the test should have been administered the test in the first place. This question should have been pressed upon tRUMP in his televised interviews and at every press conference as to why the test was administered in the first place; for this is one of a battery of tests given when a patient has suffered a severe medical event. Could tRUMP have been suspected of having suffered a stroke?
As observed many times in these columns the visceral reaction of our Caesar Disgustus is always one of projection in which his myriad nonredeemable faults are given over to others. In attacking Joe Biden's age, Joe will be older than any president to take office, tRUMP is actually telling the nation the he himself is not up to the job and that he has indeed gone 'round the bend.
An Br'er Putin, he jus' laugh and laugh